Colin Carroll

[Colin Carroll @actonblue]

@ChelseaKelv @whitewall618431 I met Geoff Hurst when he opened a sports shop in Harrow. I don't think he owned it.
Bob Wilson opened a local church summer fete I met him too.
Can you imagine Premier League players doing that nowadays?

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@FACupFactfile Matterface kills the experience of watching football.

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@EuropeanBob26 Was Brady looking the other way?
Why has she jumped ship?

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@ChelseaKelv I would put 1974 as my number one.
The Zaire defender kicking the ball away being a memorable moment.

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@CynicsR @AasmahMir Petersen couldn't hang his shitty pants out to dry.
I'm sure he's coping quite well with his meds.

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@PDRNHPUK @TeddyBlove1 @benne27033 Put the glue down or are you a little punch drunk from your boxing career?

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@PaddyBriggs @thetimes Hang it in the Louvre.

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@FullFact @Katie_Lam_MP To think Katie had a Cambridge education and still can't get her facts right.

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@MarksLarks The world's largest sovereign wealth fund must come in handy.

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@davidyelland Clem Attlee never got a look in.

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@Hadders41183 @tvark Good job his voiceover work softened the blow.

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@MarksLarks The game's gone.

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@MittensOff O'Brien lives in Brentford nowadays.

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@GeorgeSmileyOBE Their re-match in 1982 wasn't too shabby.

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@SueJ1973 @BradfemlyWalsh Was your dad a 70s film star?

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@saddleblaze I was at the 2009 semi final at Stamford Bridge.
Now there's a refereeing masterclass.

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@saddleblaze @markgoldbridge I never mentioned possession stats.
I hate football stats.
Boring nonsense for nerds.

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@saddleblaze So do you still think the ref was briefed or have had time to reflect?

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@GeorgeSmileyOBE To the back of the closet for the next 22 years.