Alexander Hamilton

A group of Democratic Republicans looked at me. I put my middle finger up at them.

[Alexander Hamilton @actual_aham]

[shows up 15 minutes late with the colonial equivalent of starbucks to his own birthday] ...yikes, i'm old. tf

[Alexander Hamilton @actual_aham]

now that i'm dead, i have no qualms about killing a man- but i still need the money to do it. so please, fund my kickstarter "a.ham vs donal

[Alexander Hamilton @actual_aham]

jefferson and his cronies are terrible. they're rats. democRATic republicans, that is.

[Alexander Hamilton @actual_aham]

if jefferson snorts at me in the hallway one more time i'm getting him fired. yes, my nickname is ham. no, i will not respond to pig noises.

[Alexander Hamilton @actual_aham]

thomas jefferson
thomass jefferson

wake up america

[Alexander Hamilton @actual_aham]

thanks to certain people who i won't name assholesattheconstitutionalconvention washington isn't a monarch but he's still king of my heart

[Alexander Hamilton @actual_aham]

Another blatant rejection of my good wishes. It's not as if you'll be constantly together for the next couple of years. Go and be gay.

[Alexander Hamilton @actual_aham]

[tosses a handful of rice in their general direction] fucking finally, jesus christ

[Alexander Hamilton @actual_aham]

[makes a tiny heart shape with his hands]

[Alexander Hamilton @actual_aham]

[writes the words down on a slip of paper and scoots it over to Thomas with his foot]

[Alexander Hamilton @actual_aham]

[I WILL HEADBUTT YOU IN THE GUT, JEFFERSON.] [the advantage of being short is that you'll never see me coming]

[Alexander Hamilton @actual_aham]

[i will c r u s h you, jefferson]

[Alexander Hamilton @actual_aham]

[don't pUSH IT, madison...,,,..,..,.,,]

[Alexander Hamilton @actual_aham]

[IT....Is....your birthday......] [sighs] [i guess you can hush me.]

[Alexander Hamilton @actual_aham]

[DON'T YOU TELL ME TO HUSH, JAMES MADISON]

[Alexander Hamilton @actual_aham]

[mumbles] it's funny because he's short...,,,,,,

[Alexander Hamilton @actual_aham]

[smh,,, what will dolley say...]

[Alexander Hamilton @actual_aham]

[holy FUCK that's gay]

[Alexander Hamilton @actual_aham]

[OOOOHHH IT'S SOMETHING BIG BECAUSE JEFFERSON DOESN'T WANT ME THERE] [well... he never wants me around so it's plausible that it's not much]

[Alexander Hamilton @actual_aham]

[ooooOoooOoooooOOOOHHH WHAT IS THISSSS]