Willow Whitlock

I don't even know who I am how am I supposed to write a bio?

[Willow Whitlock @actual_puffball]

Dude I did this!!!

[Willow Whitlock @actual_puffball]

Oh man my dude I have No Motivation and it is the Worst

[Willow Whitlock @actual_puffball]

Two things

I relate
Why tho???? https://t.co/eqHCV65d2C

[dodie (uses insta mostly) @doddleoddle]

two things

I am craving carrots
I miss being in the US

[Willow Whitlock @actual_puffball]

They both just look so done with Allison OMG @AllisonRaskin @gabydunn

[Willow Whitlock @actual_puffball]

@QuietPineTrees is an eloquent and beautifully linguistic account and I am obsessed https://t.co/CCw6xinRkA

[T. R. Darling @QuietPineTrees]

A pocket of rigid time, bitterly slow, guarded Earth from those that swam in space. A single glimpse got through, and we burned our rockets.

[Willow Whitlock @actual_puffball]

Making cookies is honestly sooo stressful

[Willow Whitlock @actual_puffball]

My sister's coming home for a couple days. she gets here late tonight I am READY!!!

[Willow Whitlock @actual_puffball]

Dude haikus are hard

But I wanted to write one

About holidays

- a haiku by me
#thattooksolong #ijustwanttobrrelevent

[Willow Whitlock @actual_puffball]

Dead inside but Snapchat filters make me not look dead outside.

[Willow Whitlock @actual_puffball]

@FubarRadio @hannahwitton As an asexual, how do I figure out what my romantic preferences are/find ppl who don't need sex?#DrunkAdvice

[siena @sienaxmirabella]

i <3 chandler bing

[Willow Whitlock @actual_puffball]

hahahahahahahah I'm so alone hahahahaha lol lol lol lol hahahahaha

[Willow Whitlock @actual_puffball]

tfw ppl explain the same math to u 3 times and you still dont get it so u fail the test and want to cry cuz u can't retake this class agn.

[Willow Whitlock @actual_puffball]

do optical illusions work on cyclopeses?