james rhodes

war machine is way cooler

[james rhodes @actual_rhodey]

what kind of white bullshit is this

[james rhodes @actual_rhodey]

dont talk to me or my tonys ever again

[james rhodes @actual_rhodey]

@Ineedmorearrows scully holy fuck

[james rhodes @actual_rhodey]

@Ineedmorearrows area 51 harbours moon-like sets, not aliens. aliens are a cover story. the truth is out there

[james rhodes @actual_rhodey]

the moon landing was a hoax

[james rhodes @actual_rhodey]

@actual_ironman not today death not today

[james rhodes @actual_rhodey]

i tell the same story over and over again because i need to reaffirm to myself that people know i'm a badass

[james rhodes @actual_rhodey]

if you feel like no one is listening and/or doesnt care about what you have to say come to me i will listen i will care

[james rhodes @actual_rhodey]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/3OVjQ3M608

[steve rogers @americaguy20]

whoever froze tiny captain america action figures in the ice cubes really thinks they're hilarious don't they

[james rhodes @actual_rhodey]

some laws are stupid but they protect you from idiots

wise the fuck up and respect the system

[james rhodes @actual_rhodey]

@actual_ironman please don't what the f

[james rhodes @actual_rhodey]

#drunkrhodey the government exists for a reason

[james rhodes @actual_rhodey]

rhodeys advice: if people are ignoring you throw a tank at them they cant ignore the tank in the room

[james rhodes @actual_rhodey]

me anywhere: i don't know why i'm here and i don't want to be

[james rhodes @actual_rhodey]

tony is always late to parties just so he can play "the party dont start til i walk in"

[james rhodes @actual_rhodey]

@thatonepineaple well im beyoncé

[james rhodes @actual_rhodey]

we're beyoncé and nicki minaj https://t.co/ttEZQeRvUa

[gurlow @gurlow]

@actual_rhodey what does that make you and tony?

[james rhodes @actual_rhodey]

@americaguy20 well it's probably both tbh

[james rhodes @actual_rhodey]

shit steve is pullin a drake. is sam meek mill

[Tony Stark @actual_ironman]

google dot com how do you block people irl

[james rhodes @actual_rhodey]

as military personnel i would like to confirm the existence of aliens