Samwise Gamgee

Actual hero and potato king

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*emerges from an overgrown hole in frodo's garden, covered in dirt and moss stuck in my hair* hey guys what'd I miss??

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*Patrick Stump voice* thanks Tolkien! ((happy birthday daddy love you))

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DAD @ Tolkien

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Happy New Year my little tater tots <3 may your gardens bloom and your harvests be prosperous

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Or Merry Bathtub if that's what you're into

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Merry Christmas to those who celebrate it!!

Happy Thursday for those who don't!!

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@ActualFrodo !!!!

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Bilbo's stupid acorn makes me feel things

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I used up 6 napkins, 2 tissues, and a straw wrapper I mistook for a napkin while crying continuously for the last 40 minutes

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BoFA was WONDERFUL and I am DEVASTATED

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I remember the last time I wore this hat.. oh how the time flies

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#WorstDateIn5Words Sorry, we're out of potatoes

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She's going to be so surprised to go into her backyard and see thousands of bees!!

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My writer has been asking me about beekeeping a lot lately so I'm building her bee boxes for Christmas complete with queens and hives

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Nerd

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I was just gardening and I stopped to inspect a large hibiscus and saw a bee doing his bee thing and I laughed so hard I fell on my trowel

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The poor thing thinks he can actually get his disproportionately large body inside the stem aw

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If you're ever having a bad day just watch a bee try to crawl as far inside a flower as he can, it's both adorable and pitiful

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♡♡ Denethor + Thorin ♡♡

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@ActualDwalin ((well obviously not the dwarf part I'm a hobbit but you know what I mean))