Yancy Becket

no one wakes you up before 6AM when you're fucking dead

[Yancy Becket @actual_yancy]

the phrase "catch my drift" is hereby fuckign banned in the PPDC

[Yancy Becket @actual_yancy]

i died again

[Yancy Becket @actual_yancy]

whoa wtf

[Yancy Becket @actual_yancy]

how I flirt: u got kik

[Yancy Becket @actual_yancy]

@aussieoioichuck wow thanks

[Yancy Becket @actual_yancy]

[gets ripped out of jaeger five minutes into the movie] nice.

[Chuck Hansen @aussieoioichuck]

*touches @actual_yancy's butt*
nice

[Yancy Becket @actual_yancy]

@aussieoioichuck that's right

[Yancy Becket @actual_yancy]

@aussieoioichuck unless it's to me right babe right

[Chuck Hansen @aussieoioichuck]

don't get married at 21

[Yancy Becket @actual_yancy]

I said I wanted a new puppy mOM NOT A BROTHER

[Yancy Becket @actual_yancy]

@aussieoioichuck slander

[Yancy Becket @actual_yancy]

yeah maybe I fed my little brother dog food growing up so what

[Yancy Becket @actual_yancy]

I still remember the day we adopted Raleigh from the pound

[Yancy Becket @actual_yancy]

@aussieoioichuck leftover Chinese is nASTY why tf did I marry you

[Yancy Becket @actual_yancy]

I can cook really well and by cook I mean pick up the phone and order takeout

[Yancy Becket @actual_yancy]

@DangerBecket fucking yancy, please

[Yancy Becket @actual_yancy]

@dadherc idk it's kinda hot

[Yancy Becket @actual_yancy]

@aussieoioichuck yeah thought so

[Yancy Becket @actual_yancy]

@notadamnkoala shhh you don't know how American money works

[Yancy Becket @actual_yancy]

@aussieoioichuck "I'm Chuck Hansen and i fucking love it"