zemo

criminal mastermind

[zemo @actual_zemo]

jägermeister isn't the only german thing that can make you lose your mind

[zemo @actual_zemo]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! and i want to forget all of it #MyTwitterAnniversary

[zemo @actual_zemo]

hey little mother let me whisper in your ear

[zemo @actual_zemo]

good

[zemo @actual_zemo]

@americaguy20 hey, i'm supposed to be the creepy one in this conversation

[zemo @actual_zemo]

@americaguy20 you better watch out

[zemo @actual_zemo]

@americaguy20 never a good thing

[zemo @actual_zemo]

just two guys being bros

[zemo @actual_zemo]

please give me an oscar for my bucky barnes impression

[zemo @actual_zemo]

@featheredsoldat actually, i thought that too. but then i woke up in the same shithole as always.

[zemo @actual_zemo]

@roguesoldat jesus calm down, queen elsa

[zemo @actual_zemo]

@roguesoldat you practically invited me in here! *throws up his hands*

[zemo @actual_zemo]

did you miss me?

[zemo @actual_zemo]

... and it's not even morning

[zemo @actual_zemo]

*breathes in deeply* oh how much i love the smell of bullshit in the morning

[zemo @actual_zemo]

@roguesoldat anyone ever tell you that i don't really give a shit?

[zemo @actual_zemo]

@roguesoldat i do what i want

[zemo @actual_zemo]

@actual_tonys that's not the name she said last night ;)

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@roguesoldat i'm always gonna be there when you least expect it

[zemo @actual_zemo]

on valentine's day you should treat your date to some nice german schnitzel and jodeling, works every time

[zemo @actual_zemo]

fuck