project hail maya 🪨🍁

23 || live, laugh, lobotomy || art by @kkelsey__spring

[project hail maya 🪨🍁 @actualcaprisun]

the daily scream: a thread

*feel free to contribute as long as you document the date of your screaming*

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

When people are mean to me on tiktok I just remember that I’m 6’6 and jacked

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

i don’t want the world to harden me. it has tried very hard to do so and there are many parts of me that have become steel and stone and hard and jagged but i don’t want it to spread. i don’t want to lose what softness i have left.

[project hail maya 🪨🍁 @actualcaprisun]

i'm not an actor so could totally be wrong about this but i feel like method acting is a little silly

[project hail maya 🪨🍁 @actualcaprisun]

@skipbint oh my god

[𝕖𝕝𝕤𝕚𝕖 ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☁︎ @_LOVERiplier_]

markiplier are you ready to go to jersey

[project hail maya 🪨🍁 @actualcaprisun]

i love being a hater but sometimes i think we should maybe chill out

[halen 🪶 @dobekaj___]

taking this off priv tbh

[frankie steins gay uncle @ewkewpid]

when the tl randomly shows me two people I don’t know fighting (I’m nosey)

[cecidrai @cecidrais]

Leon Draisaitl reveals that Connor McDavid is his favorite Oiler of all time

[typoraccoon (#1 MiTN enjoyer) @typoraccoon]

Thinking about handprints

[project hail maya 🪨🍁 @actualcaprisun]

@skipbint i saw you're doing better but here's my animal anyway

[project hail maya 🪨🍁 @actualcaprisun]

PSY's music actually goes hard as fuck if you open your mind

[ray @comradempp]

Do we think connor mcdavid knows a beautiful albertan drag queen with a bbl is going to do an impersonation of him tonight on canadas drag race all stars? Someone should tel him

[project hail maya 🪨🍁 @actualcaprisun]

lately i've been getting ads about free copies of the book of mormon. i may be extremely depressed but i'm not THAT psychologically vulnerable at this point. you won't get me

[stephanie 🐞 shaky + cbus @semicitywalls]

titanic: hi

iceburg:

[project hail maya 🪨🍁 @actualcaprisun]

my headcanon is that shane was (and still is) really fond of bonhomme

[cecidrai @cecidrais]

Any hockey romance media that isn’t subversive in some way is literally just propaganda like I think hockey is the greatest sport in the world but its bordering on irresponsible to keep convincing people it’s healthy to like hockey

[Fred Scharmen @sevensixfive]

It’s August 4th, 2026. Today is the only day you can say this:

[project hail maya 🪨🍁 @actualcaprisun]

@JackInnanen hello mr. innanen

[project hail maya 🪨🍁 @actualcaprisun]

SORRY IT'S CROPPED BAD WHATEVER

[project hail maya 🪨🍁 @actualcaprisun]

i really love seeing the centaurs ensemble (and assorted side characters) in fics. like i need this fandom to get wayyyy more "why is hoseok driving the bus"

[project hail maya 🪨🍁 @actualcaprisun]

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