Master Monkey

Proudly serving the Jade Palace one master prank at a time! ESFP [Parody account; I don't do serious RPs, sorry. #KFP]

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BYE

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I am sure this is possible I need to speak to Po immediately,.....iMMEDIATELY

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Banana...almond...cookies.

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I JUST THOUGHT ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE ......

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Thinking about bananas.

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Just kidding! Heehee

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Then I'm LEAVING FOREVER

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Thank you, thank you, I'm here all week

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What's black and white with supernatural kung fu flight capabilities!??

Po after slipping on a banana peel.

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If you think all I tweet about is bananas.......you wouldn't be wrong

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Crying

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I can't believe bananas exist

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@Kian_hardcore Excellent!

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@JulietteElton Best decision I ever made in my life

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@JulietteElton I've had so many now, I've decided to replace them all with banana parties

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@JulietteElton rest in peace, my butt

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@JulietteElton when you and your friends are joking but it goes too far and Tigress kicks your butt

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To be honest though, I feel like we should have a banana party every day. You feel me?

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Po is coming. If you won't join me, JOIN HIM

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Who wants to come to my banana party?