goose

I don’t know ball

[goose @actualgooseff]

Need to play like we played where you try one shitty crossover and then plow towards the paint and jack up a floater or finger roll when you run out of space

[Jacob @Jacobtheclipper]

EVERY single hooper I play in pick up that is under 22 years old plays like this now..

Thank you James Harden and Steph Curry 🤦🏻‍♂️

[goose @actualgooseff]

Maybe you should “graduate to the big leagues” and construct a roster that is prepared to make last minute trades!

You win games by knowing the rules and optimizing for them. Whole league has the same rules so a trade deadline does not make it easier or harder to win

[Dynasty Zoltan @DynastyZoltanFF]

One day, those playing dynasty leagues with no trade deadlines will graduate to the big leagues, build some depth, and win a league based on TEAM BUILDING, not last minute trades.

[goose @actualgooseff]

@olzhu @sarah_satoshi My thermometer goes up to 120 but 105 is still a very high temperature

[goose @actualgooseff]

@FFMadJester @TimContic I reread that like 5 times before I got what he actually meant

[goose @actualgooseff]

@ElNostraThomas People just gotta get way more humble about QB eval, even if we’re actually good at scouting QBs (which I doubt) whether they hit depends on so many factors we can’t predict. These unpopular rookie QBs are low risk high reward bets and the edge is in admitting you might be wrong

[Ty Hill @cheetah]

It’s time for me to go coach

[goose @actualgooseff]

@CryingJonesy @BigLoaf_Fantasy ya lol your expected returns are always 100% minus the rake %, the number of teams or entries or cost per entry has no impact on expected return

[goose @actualgooseff]

Going 2-5 in this weeks playoff matchups 😎

[goose @actualgooseff]

currently in 10 dynasty leagues and 1 serious redraft league, made the playoffs in all 11 and got first round byes in 6 😎

[goose @actualgooseff]

“millennials still not retiring” Jesus

[goose @actualgooseff]

currently in 10 dynasty leagues and 1 serious redraft league, made the playoffs in all 11 and got first round byes in 6 😎

[goose @actualgooseff]

I’m disappointed in Tyjae Spears

[goose @actualgooseff]

And I would’ve gotten away with it too if not for those meddling bluechecks

[goose @actualgooseff]

“I’ve perfectly executed my professional assassination, time to hop on a GPS tracked bike and pay for it with my credit card” is what this guy thinks happened lol

[goose @actualgooseff]

@neverEnough32 @GuruFantasyWrld You can always trade your 2nds and 3rds for the Dowdle/Chase/Dobbins of the worlds if you wanted to contend with this roster year one but I agree another year of tanking wouldn’t hurt, and breaking the bigger assets into multiple 1sts

[goose @actualgooseff]

@neverEnough32 @GuruFantasyWrld It’s really not that bad - 3 valuable QBs, 1.02, two great young WRs, some smaller pieces you can maybe sell to contenders

[goose @actualgooseff]

@paulpattersonff Ladd McDonkey has been taken out behind the barn and put down unfortunately

[goose @actualgooseff]

people get too worked up over hurdles where the guy still gets tackled around where he lands, hurdle only counts as successful if you land on your feet and pick up more yards

[THfantaC @THfantaC]

@Fantasy_Mansion I hope you’re better at scouting QBs than you are every other position in football

[goose @actualgooseff]

@THfantaC @Fantasy_Mansion ouch 5 whiffs

[goose @actualgooseff]

@Quintorris_ @FF_RMJ Nobody is 100% on their takes but most people aren’t this much of a dickhead about how anyone who doesn’t agree with that take is a moron. If you’re going to talk that much shit when you’re making the take you gotta eat that shit when the take is wrong