out of office

[out of office @actualjack]

rishi after calling an election in the pissing rain and then getting a vote of not confidence #GeneralElection

[akey @aacorsac]

at primavera completely wet and doja just cancelled the show

[nick @mechaaanic]

girl not Final Destinashe

[Jane Schoenbrun @sapphicspielbrg]

LET THE BODIES KEEP THE SCORE

[big ceo @korysverse]

she genuinely tore so bad i can’t

[Justine Moore @venturetwins]

Incredible stuff happening on the AI-run radio stations

[Chef Joe Gera 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹 @redhotnerd]

Spencer, I wasn’t going to do this. It’s not worth my time. Seriously. But your dinner check the other night was $682 . Hope that helps. Don’t be a dick to the service staff where you stay. I’ve got your breakfast order, and the list of made up food allergies you claim. You’re just lying; stop. @TMZ

[adam ♛ @skysleash]

this blood orange song

[nathaniel ☆ || DETOUR⚠️🩷 @nathaniely2k_]

WOR$T GIRL IN CARDIFF @slayyyter

[WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA @slayyyter]

NOOOOOO

[out of office @actualjack]

@pinkpantheress2 ???

[IKEA España @IKEASpain]

Lámpara y soporte para pelucas, lo mejor de los dos mundos ⭐

[will @moonpresnce]

trying to figure out when a UK super off-peak train ticket is valid

[Sam Herbst @smhrbst]

We need full Avengers: Endgame cameos in this season. I’m talking Daria, Jackie and Petra coming back as a rival firm. Robert returning from America with a gun. The ghosts of Nicole and Jim Dyker and Charles Hanani haunting everyone. Eric is a cyborg

[out of office @actualjack]

@JuliaHB1 youre such a fucking evil scumbag

[kim ᯽ @therealkimj]

what the entire day feels like when you have plans at 5pm

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

if my worldview mandated that i pretend this was good i’d kill myself for sure

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

Well. That made me feel more proudly American than anything Kid Rock has ever done.

[S @even_steven8tht]

Evil white man who moved to Puerto Rico to take advantage of its people not excited to see a native Puerto Rican succeeding. Shocking.

[Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer]

That’s the message, right there

[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

There are only 12 podcast guests in the uk and they have been in permanent rotation since 2015.