jessie (tv) 🩵

your friendly neighborhood insomniac ✌ she/her

[jessie (tv) 🩵 @actualjess]

Professor: "The second you stop worrying all goes to hell"
My anxiety: *whispers* i knew it

[em @embbyg]

this straightened me tf out fr

[t-sheezy ✨ @sheezy_t]

never read a tweet like this before in my life

[nat | bnd era @amorenlace]

no one has matched james marsden as cyclops yet

[Hermit @hermitfriend]

for my 18th birthday my girlfriend (who was a few months younger than me) invited me over to her place "while her parents were gone" 😏

when I arrived she left the room and my best friend walked in dressed as Chris Hansen and said "What did you think was going to happen here?"

[1/4 Black Garrett @QTRBlackGarrett]

First article you find in a Resident Evil game

[prim @plntprim]

your political views do define you btw

[Holly Blake @hollycurates]

need you all to know that in june 2027 The Whale by Dorte Mandrup opens in Andenes, Norway. it’ll be an immersive museum dedicated to whales and the ocean, and the building is designed to look like it’s emerging from the Arctic coastline, like a whale. also, the curved roof will be walkable

[miia @miiagarro]

if my friend hates u, i hate u-in-law

[jessie (tv) 🩵 @actualjess]

@vinylswift89 I’m so sorry 🩵

[melissa ☆ BND x3 @wadesknife]

siblings who were both victims of jake gyllenflop

[Diamond @Diamondsupply_]

I fuck with the avengers but this x men shit really means something to me!! 😭

[chia @julianmiflaco]

THIS PLOT BEING SO INTERESTING OMG

[Sick Sad World @YesYoureRacist]

I am sure Christopher Nolan is a good guy, but if I was married to someone who made THREE whole-ass movies about a guy who throws it all away to run away with Anne Hathaway then buddy I WOULD HAVE QUESTIONS

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

Males think they're brave enough to fight a gorilla but in reality they’re not even brave enough to tell their friend to stop making women uncomfortable.

[James @FunkDoc1112]

Me watching Peter Parker make all his problems worse by isolating himself from everybody

[pillie eilish @altusazula]

this is my barbenheimer

[⋆⁺₊⋆ jessica ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆ 🍉 @ItsMrsRabbitToU]

Unregulated artificial intelligence in the hands of a population that on average can’t even read above a 6th grade level. What could go wrong.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Call me WOKE but I'm glad the United States birth rates are at an all-time low cuz most of y'all have no fucking business having children anyways.

And that's a hill I'll die on!

[red 🎱 @sharliehorse]

i love being 22 with no commitments and going to da movies

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

Mythical creatures make a lot more sense when you realise humanity spent hundreds of thousands of years without glasses or any form of eyesight aid.