gilgamesh

my rage is untethered and knows no bounds

[gilgamesh @actually5foot9]

gonna start a thread of all the times customers say stupid things or don’t listen to the question before answering

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@toedwhirl CURRYWURST CURRYWURST CURRYWURST CURRYWURST CURRYWU

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@_jkpnro where’s room on the 3rd floor

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this was jacqueline wilson - bed and breakfast star, eragon, and harry potter btw. if you want to fact check

[gilgamesh @actually5foot9]

reading age vs number of pages of (some) books i read as a child. children are smarter than you five them credit for

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INGERLAND !!

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ready for the game x

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god football players are whiny babies when they don’t get their own way aren’t they

[Devan Kaney @Devan_Kaney]

Very excited to watch my favorite athlete Erling Haaland, who I just learned existed about 3 weeks ago.

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ready for the game

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ban reform and tory voters from listening to music

[Luke Tryl @LukeTryl]

On this week’s @opinionbriefpod we look at the voting intention by taste in pop music. One of my favourites yet!

- Reform strongest among Dua Lipa and Take That fans
- The Tories do best among One Direction fans
- Greens dominate among Chappell Roan fans
- If only Kendrick Lamar fans could vote it’d be a Labour landslide
- Taylor Swift fans come closest to being a three way Labour-Ref-Con tie.
-Harry Styles fans take us back to two party Lab-Con politics

Ed Sheeran was the most selected and Reform narrowly lead, followed by Paul McCartney with a narrow Tory lead

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me after ordering 1kg of wings at the pub

[🇮🇹 @meal_enjoyer]

I'm a sticky mess right now

[gilgamesh @actually5foot9]

crazy way to out yourself as a rapist but to each their own

[Auxerdes @auxerdes]

@maniaxtzz_

[gilgamesh @actually5foot9]

if anyone needs humbling just talk to my niece and nephew for 5 mins

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right so we’re just vaping on trains now are we

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right right

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or didn’t watch it at all because how did you miss the point that post-wish nikki isn’t in control of her emotions or actions lol. it’s not her

[gilgamesh @actually5foot9]

guy who didn’t understand the movie:

[Daykerpriest🐉 @Daykerpriest]

Nikki is a villain too.

The moment she gets the final One-Wish Willow, she doesn’t wish to heal or undo the trauma. Instead, she stoops to Bear’s exact level by taking away someone else’s free will and forcing them to love her back.

Bear didn’t stop purging the pills out of love. Nikki’s desperate wish overrode his survival instinct and trapped him in his own body. In trying to possess him forever, she accidentally killed him through a magical overdose.

Bear started the cycle of obsession, but Nikki chose to continue it.

She had the chance to break the cycle…

Instead, she became exactly what she hated.
#Obsession

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annual reminder that jagged little pill is top 5 albums of all time