Chuck

Tip your bartender

[Chuck @actuallyThiram]

@FinestFist Well no… but whazziz name… uh yeah… that guy you got that spiffy jacket from

[Chuck @actuallyThiram]

@JinxandSilcoInc @FinestFist That wasn’t the shed, it was the *council chamber*!

[Chuck @actuallyThiram]

@FinestFist Is that a threat? it sounded like a threat…..

[Chuck @actuallyThiram]

@FinestFist It’s better if you put whiskey in it

[Chuck @actuallyThiram]

@EyeCandyofZaun 🥹

[Chuck @actuallyThiram]

Bosses orders…

[Chuck @actuallyThiram]

Posted: Eye of the Tiger is officially banned. If you play it on the jukebox, it will be skipped and no refunds will be issued.

[Chuck @actuallyThiram]

@JinxandSilcoInc @EyeCandyofZaun (She’s making octowennies. Got the recipe from me. I mean, how can you get that wrong? Oh God oh God.)

[Chuck @actuallyThiram]

@EyeCandyofZaun @itshammertime69 @JinxandSilcoInc *Raises hand*

My parents are proud of me…

[Chuck @actuallyThiram]

@ExcelentShot It’s not so bad…

[Chuck @actuallyThiram]

@JinxandSilcoInc Oh god. I’m on call…

[Chuck @actuallyThiram]

@itshammertime69 @ExcelentShot Some of us want you…. Dead

[Chuck @actuallyThiram]

Hey Google, how do you get pink dye out of a white dress shirt?

[Chuck @actuallyThiram]

@EyeCandyofZaun If you just stop taking the cost of broken bar ware out of my paycheck, that would be great

[Chuck @actuallyThiram]

Is all fun and games till the sharknado blows though

[Chuck @actuallyThiram]

@JinxandSilcoInc @insomniascience @FinestFist @ExcelentShot @itshammertime69 @EyeCandyofZaun the Piltes are talking to your daughter again

[Chuck @actuallyThiram]

Seriously guys. My name is Thiram. Pleeease stop calling me Chuck.

[Chuck @actuallyThiram]

@itshammertime69 @JinxandSilcoInc @FinestFist @insomniascience @ExcelentShot Everything tastes like stolen property down here Mr FancyHammer.

[Chuck @actuallyThiram]

@ExcelentShot Long Island Iced British Juice.... Just doesn't have the same ring to it.