no

oh me oh my oh here's my bio

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@peterjmarshall @foxygrandpa62

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@KTABTV What a headline

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@ERnurse86

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The women: Matt, I'm falling in love with you.

Matt this season to anyone except Rachel:

#TheBachelor #TheBachelorABC

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@defnoodles

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@defnoodles Me seeing all this tomfoolery on the timeline

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@defnoodles

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Me: *enjoying a YouTube video*
A Quibi ad:

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@snitchery Me at home when they tell us to quarantine ourselves

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Chris Harrison: Can you move forward and start fresh with Madi?
Barb:
#TheBachelorFinale #TheBachelor

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Barb every time the camera panned to her #TheBachelorFinale #TheBachelor

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Hannah Ann: You called Hannah Brown because you wanted closure!
America: 😮
Hannah Ann watching the fallout:
#TheBachelor #TheBachelorFinale

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How Chris Harrison looks playing matchmaker #TheBachelor #TheBachelorFinale

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Jigsaw testing out his torture devices

[Jan Hakon Erichsen @janerichsen]

Most people: I guess balloons are ok

Me:

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@jaimepantss

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Me:
Men when you pass them in the hallway:

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@RawBeautyKristi @ReadytoglareYT Legends supporting legends

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Dating apps are like Netflix. You can scroll for 30 minutes before finding something that piques your interest, it takes forever to make a decision, and once you make a selection, in the back of your mind you know there are always more attractive options. In this essay I will

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@RawBeautyKristi This typo is killing me

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@RawBeautyKristi Make-up brans skincare made me break out. Then they tried to sell me THEIR products to cover it