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not superstitious but a little stitious

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i made one

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men at home: yay video game time with friends!!!
women at home: ugh chores 🙄
women at work: yay chatting time with friends!!!
men at work: i come from a land down unda

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charlotte: did you see Spiderman saving that girl? where is my super hero?
miranda: oh please, with all the damage he let Doc Ock cause i'll be seeing a lawsuit against him on Monday
samantha: i know a thing or two about men shooting webbing
carrie: big is moving to paris

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oh, you struggled with NYT connections today? were the little pictures too hard to decipher? should we call sherlock holmes?

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girl dinner representation today

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did i do a good job? @BurgerKing

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read it here!! https://t.co/AzLK6axvjA

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Maybe it’s because I was born on the day of St. Valentine that I am destined to celebrate all the love in my life. Maybe it’s because I've been fortunate enough to have enough love to get me here in the first place. But what is for certain is that I'll find a way to celebrate it.

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doing girl stocks aka where i hold out until the day of for mitski tickets to get cheaper

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this is me btw

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Saltburn (2023)

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like this is a 9th grade statistics lesson... posting that cherry picked result just to get a reaction from people who are going to see the headline and not read shows the Hill is either complicit in creating public division or has closed their eyes + ears since high school math

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posting a statistic made from an pop-up advertiser survey w/ no sampling techniques + a survey made of 200 responses to generalize the entire country is so irresponsible and showcases a fundamental misunderstanding of statistics & the reach of your posts and is an embarrassment

[The Hill @thehill]

1 in 5 young Americans think Holocaust was a myth according to a new poll from The Economist/YouGov https://t.co/8FRqAQeKvV

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proof my ins are definitely in

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my definitive in / out list <3

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

I <3 to write because you basically just say stuff you think. and the point is to get people to go Ughhh so true. i endeavour to seduce the soul & extract my chorus of 'exactlyyyy's, a choir of 'ive been saying this'es

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i met wayne brady when he was starring in footloose and all i wanted to talk to him about was being barney's gay brother on how i met your mother

[bigby 🦇 @hesbianbigby]

imagine running up to a celebrity and only saying u recognize them from a thing they were part of but absolutely not popular for

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chai spiced peach cobbler cups :-)

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i'm like the geoguesser guy but instead of knowing something serious like the earth i'm able to accurately timestamp and give story context to every frame of la la land