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2021 mood https://t.co/FNhlDd0sOz

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I am so ducking excited that they’re doing the whole series like these because these are gorgeous

[Orbit Books @orbitbooks]

Cover launch! Feast your eyes upon the special edition hardcovers of CALIBAN'S WAR and ABADDON'S GATE that celebrate the New York Times bestselling and Hugo Award-winning Expanse series by @JamesSACorey.

Design by @Planetpinto
Map by Jay Clark
Interior Cover by Daniel Dociu

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@maxinevee Is there somewhere I can purchase a print of this? I am OBSESSED.

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The somewhat calming realization that the car alarm going off outside my house can’t be mine because well, my car is still at the repair shop indefinitely

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Gonna be real glad when this wedding is over so I can stop pretending to care about things I really don’t.

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Today’s guessing game: is that a drunk person or an owl hooting outside my window?

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Was able to use my washing machine and dishwasher for the first time in a literal month today and I have been riding that high all day. It really is the little things.

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Time to play the “is it an axe murder or is it my eight year old cat with a hair tie making noise under my bed” but with the husband not home expansion pack game.

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Uber I don’t have a teen. Quit reminding me to add them to my profile.

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Ooops accidentally made my hormonal sister cry by telling her that I would fight her MIL if the crazy old bat ever tried to get custody of my future nephew for whatever reason.

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Hearing my kinda scary looking Uber driver sing along to Olivia Rodrigo is honestly giving me life.

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Honestly one of the best features on streaming platforms is when they go through and put all of the seasonal themed episodes of TV in one place for you so you don’t have to scrounge for them. Top tier.

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The number of books I’ve read over the last two weeks (7) directly correlates with the fact that I have a million things to do and don’t want to do any of them.

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When your name is your email address and is on the invite and people still somehow manage to spell it wrong in the email itself 🙃

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Forever thankful for these three idiot rescues for reminding me every day why I love my job, even when it’s a very emotionally exhausting weekend.

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Is it character growth that I didn’t take this kitten home to foster?

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The cats are obsessed with the rug I put down last week.

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Mood after tracking down everyone I can to annoy them about whether they’re coming to the wedding because apparently following instructions on an RSVP is difficult.

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If DC doesn’t take full advantage of their multiverse from here on out and just have a brand new person playing Batman with no context every single movie, I’m gonna be so disappointed.

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@confleiks You and Edward both haha