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“professional” computer toucher. rt is disavowal. u are on the noc list now

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@existentialcoms Easy solve, make magic only work if you think it’s magic. Scientists can rigorously observe that brewing magic potions is efficacious and repeatable but only when performed by a mystical moonbat. Why? Cause it’s magic, dingus. Also quantum consciousness for some reason

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@scottwendy111 @business @TheStalwart @MaxJReyes it has silicon valley in the name

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@jorandirkgreef or fail slow, which happens all the goddamn time

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@existentialcoms As someone who touches computers and is on an oncall rotation, I do agree that we should turn off the Internet on weekends

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@Tank_Archives did they check for claustrophobia before sending people underwater in a metal box

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@knowledge_fight juiciest ice cube is a large claim and frankly i expect better from you than to assert it without support. please provide evidence on your next episode or i will have my uncle who is a globalist give you vaccines

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@Category_Fury but how do the borders know where to be without looking at a map???

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@piggy_spicy @NotABigJerk @ianmiles cate blanchett has big reptoid energy

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@ashen_blue @thingskatedid do chess players not know what mountain dew bottles are for

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@onlyannamaria because two weeks from now this will be cringe

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@Shadritz99 @GossiTheDog already looking optimistic lmao

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@joe3barrera @LuigiThirty If your o2 sat goes low enough they don’t let you leave the sleep center without one. I’m only exaggerating a little

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@birdhermit Chitinpill isn’t real, human gut can’t digest chitin so you would just poop it out

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@Tank_Archives i thought man it takes a lot of balls to do something like that but then i realized what are they gonna do to get you to stop? youve got a shitload of bootleg artillery and all they've got is the bozo who told you not to make it

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@ImogenBits how many people are gonna follow in knuth's footsteps and be like "you know what? i _don't_ have anything better to do than spend a decade reinventing scientific typesetting"

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@pottedperson @calisurf @Andrew_B_Bader @quantian1 @mtsw dunno why you think so, why not say whatever I want when a shitty little guy pops up to be shitty

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@calisurf @Andrew_B_Bader @quantian1 @mtsw lol you are such a shitty little guy aren't you. cmere and get some pets. whos my shitty little guy, you are! yes you are!

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@shanley What’s wrong with HEIC it’s just an h.265 iframe in a file

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@Tank_Archives how was the mobility