famicom sicksystem 🛹🍸

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[famicom sicksystem 🛹🍸 @actuallyfamicom]

This picture is making me laugh so hard that I can’t breathe

[famicom sicksystem 🛹🍸 @actuallyfamicom]

@papatuii @epawawx What neighborhood got destroyed?

[famicom sicksystem 🛹🍸 @actuallyfamicom]

@LVwithLove I’ll get mine tomorrow. Slonachs.

[famicom sicksystem 🛹🍸 @actuallyfamicom]

@LVwithLove Above average, or above average for the Lehigh Valley? Every McDonald’s here is mostly awful.

[famicom sicksystem 🛹🍸 @actuallyfamicom]

@SnakeMcCloud @4nt1r34l @DualShockers They’re worse — it’s a content farm that pays writers garbage to churn out formula-driven clickbait that nobody ever fact-checks. They have a ridiculous content process that means you get maybe $2-3 an hour working for them.

[famicom sicksystem 🛹🍸 @actuallyfamicom]

@sheetz

[Kaitlyn Adams @Kait2lyn]

Costco CEO who loses his shit at even the suggestion of raising the hot dog price is the only one safe

[famicom sicksystem 🛹🍸 @actuallyfamicom]

@point__twit @birdimp @tenkayshijou Hey, quick question — how many of your fingers can you move? If it’s more than 3, you may want to consider that you don’t know shit.

[famicom sicksystem 🛹🍸 @actuallyfamicom]

Why would I stay here when this is the first tweet Al Gore’s Rhythm feeds me? I’m so tired. This isn’t discourse or shitposting or even how a human being speaks. My blood pressure don’t need this.

I’m doneski. See you on blooski.

[famicom sicksystem 🛹🍸 @actuallyfamicom]

@grlwflowrtattoo Are you on blooski?? Do I follow you there? This swamp tires me but I like you

[Elamin Abdelmahmoud @elamin88]

if you’re in bed stay in bed

[luck @johnwells__]

you stupid fucks complained about a demented 80 year old man being president for 4 years then elected a demented 78 year old man to be president.

[famicom sicksystem 🛹🍸 @actuallyfamicom]

Here’s my pithy tweet.

[Mark Moran @itsmarkmoran]

My mom said she can take us to the civil war tomorrow if ur mom can pick us up

[Melissa Turkington @Leftovers_Movie]

You know it’s almost Election Day when the Sesame Street characters have to run a coordinated campaign to keep us from doing another Civil War.

[Adam Sass @TheAdamSass]

The final days of the election have everything:
-squirrel euthanasia
-the gay motherfication of Ann Selzer
-the guy who shot Bin Laden threatening to sexually enslave College Boys for Kamala