I'm sorry babe I can't make love to you on the night of our anniversary I have to read something on a website about the demilitarized buffer zone that cuts across the island of Cyprus separating the Turkish Cypriot north and the Greek Cypriot south
The truth is that it is very hard for the Angeleno mind to function properly when their car is in the shop/inaccessible because in Los Angeles the car is an extension of the self