Ashley Pomper

Not enough of a troll to be here

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The only people who put their seats back on planes are men

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@bluewmist Annual trips to Disney!

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This is when you know venture capital has taken over. 10 years in a program as a somewhat active customer but I must spend at least $110 for a reward! #madewell I remember when you didn’t suck

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@blumhouse Love this this is my area code

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@NateXclusive_ Duck poop

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@washghost1 Western PA coded 100%

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@harbizard 21!

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@DiscussingFilm The Clarks are finally gonna have their moment!!! @theclarks

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@Todd_Spence He looks like Ben safdie

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@burningviolins Gotta be a Devin and Blakely’s

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@tastefullysaucy You guys have obviously never listened to the countless hours of his podcast or listened to them speak of their relationship on said podcast. This is literally a joke but the internet is crazy.

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@DoomscrollLord @SpaghettiFlo @Thesarurus @HumansNoContext Love men talking about women’s bodies and procedures like you know anything troll

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@JerimiahLee @babyibeenajoint Yes!!!

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@fabledfool But the hands 😭😭😭

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Surely Cher was the first user of the substance #SNL50

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@chunkbardey @K_LikeTheLetter

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@katyperry Kati Perry just looks like AI made a pop star. Everything she does makes me roll my eyes

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@JoeSantagato I too became a cigarette when I went there. In fact, I still am

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@AmericanKaw13 @K_LikeTheLetter

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You guys, did I just crack the funniest lyrics ever?