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twitter scares me so don’t talk to me | bluesky @/hitexa

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[monky @ccedwo]

i see why people kill themselves

[ant @persistantz]

he tryna ignore how the days fade into one another
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[selina is ᐸcuteᐳ and ᐸpopᐳ @inkblotPrincess]

we're about to see the worst announcement of all time

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

we both up now

[ratte @rattecs]

FACEIT players when they see Mirage and Dust 2 picked for the 10,000th time

[always_a_failure @AlwaysAFailure4]

DBD matchmaking when it senses you starting to have fun

[aya @applegod_]

When she giving birth but the gc talking abt sum gartic phone tonight 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

[tippity @tippity]

facebook marketplace user politely declined my $20 lowball for a $100 item

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

i lowkey fuck with how there’s no jobs and rent is infinity money and food is infinity money and fun activities are infinity money and every kind of side hustle is completely flooded and everyone’s angry and mean all the time

[lycanthrojay‼️🏳️‍⚧️ @rannisfang]

might be the best dl clip ever

[💖Epic Edster💖 @Epic_Edster]

Getting drunk midday

[Out Of Context Communism @OOCcommunism]

Failed as a parent award

[🌙⭐️petalwave~🌙⭐️ @petalwave]

"your music tastes are genetic" yeah ok id like to see my- MY DAD IS AN OG?????????????

[texa @actuallytexa]

@olibtfd I miss twitter