Renee 🐈🏅🏃🏼‍♀️🪴✡️🏕🛸🔮💅🏻✨

Get your ass to Mars.

[Renee 🐈🏅🏃🏼‍♀️🪴✡️🏕🛸🔮💅🏻✨ @actuallytiffany]

This is what quitting alcohol did for me. Coming up on 2 years & it is still 100% the best decision I ever made; Even if I still make mistakes in other ways. Sometimes I feel like fitness & sobriety are all I have, but they make me feel powerful enough to pull thru. #alcoholfree

[Renee 🐈🏅🏃🏼‍♀️🪴✡️🏕🛸🔮💅🏻✨ @actuallytiffany]

@cammiemark I feel like he’s trying to trap her and I’m so worried for her.

[Renee 🐈🏅🏃🏼‍♀️🪴✡️🏕🛸🔮💅🏻✨ @actuallytiffany]

@SainteRita_ I’m anxiously awaiting his ex wife to come out of the wood work and give us the tea on their split.

[Renee 🐈🏅🏃🏼‍♀️🪴✡️🏕🛸🔮💅🏻✨ @actuallytiffany]

@samairas25 Katie is by far the least toxic person on this season and I wish we could have seen more of her.

[Renee 🐈🏅🏃🏼‍♀️🪴✡️🏕🛸🔮💅🏻✨ @actuallytiffany]

@AquanxD I just feel so bad for him! He seems like a nice guy. It’s honestly so hard to watch. 😓

[Renee 🐈🏅🏃🏼‍♀️🪴✡️🏕🛸🔮💅🏻✨ @actuallytiffany]

@ambitious_chels I don’t give a fuck what she looks like, she’s ugly as hell in her soul.

[Renee 🐈🏅🏃🏼‍♀️🪴✡️🏕🛸🔮💅🏻✨ @actuallytiffany]

@LalaizSoRandom Exactly and also, wouldn’t you WANT your “best friend in the whole world” to get along with your fiancé?

[Renee 🐈🏅🏃🏼‍♀️🪴✡️🏕🛸🔮💅🏻✨ @actuallytiffany]

@daanitbtlia If this doesn’t end with Nick straight clowning Hannah and taking a dump directly on her face, imma be pissed.

[Renee 🐈🏅🏃🏼‍♀️🪴✡️🏕🛸🔮💅🏻✨ @actuallytiffany]

@DapperDomo Yes! I was thinking the same thing! He told you he was a kicker, girl! What’d you expect. Lololol

[Renee 🐈🏅🏃🏼‍♀️🪴✡️🏕🛸🔮💅🏻✨ @actuallytiffany]

@blackcindyy I was cracking up bc he said he was a kicker. Kickers are not big dudes and she expected a Kelce. 😂

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Here's 10+ minutes of Norm Macdonald shitting on OJ Simpson

[Renee 🐈🏅🏃🏼‍♀️🪴✡️🏕🛸🔮💅🏻✨ @actuallytiffany]

Does anyone else find Sarah Sherman so absolutely positively insufferable that they are no longer able to watch SNL, or is that just me?

[Renee 🐈🏅🏃🏼‍♀️🪴✡️🏕🛸🔮💅🏻✨ @actuallytiffany]

I reached for my coffee and and accidentally grabbed the rubbing alcohol that was out instead and thought, “Oh, is today the day?”

[Renee 🐈🏅🏃🏼‍♀️🪴✡️🏕🛸🔮💅🏻✨ @actuallytiffany]

If my elderly coworker mentions to me about how people shouldn’t wear sneakers to the office, one more time. 😡
Things change, lady! I’m trying to wear comfortable shoes and not hobble around in dress shoes all day. I got bad feet! Mind your business!

[Ross Tweets Games @RossTweetsGames]

This is the greatest video I have ever seen

[Auntie ✨ @yagirlhailz]

An all around idiot

[Renee 🐈🏅🏃🏼‍♀️🪴✡️🏕🛸🔮💅🏻✨ @actuallytiffany]

Jesus Christ, Sam Kinison was an even bigger disgusting piece of shit than I thought.

[Renee 🐈🏅🏃🏼‍♀️🪴✡️🏕🛸🔮💅🏻✨ @actuallytiffany]

I really wish my mom was still here so I could do her nails and make her listen to Taylor Swift with me.