tucker

super selfless and super caring and super hot

[tucker @actualtucker]

bruh

[tucker @actualtucker]

tweeting at the speed of not

[tucker @actualtucker]

@possibly_North I have no words

[tucker @actualtucker]

mommy what's a hetero

[tucker @actualtucker]

this new year im thankful for my family, my friends, my food, this dick ,

[tucker @actualtucker]

homo gay (but in space)

[tucker @actualtucker]

@wikisext @actualdonut is that you

[how 2 sext @wikisext]

sext: you attach my vertical supports to the base while i buy my materials

[how 2 sext @wikisext]

sext: you avoid chlorine bleach...i softly follow my same steps as for hydrogen peroxide, except soak in pure white vinegar

[tucker @actualtucker]

@possibly_North hell FUCKING YEA???

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so????? what is UP with airplane food???? haha get it because airplanes are up

[tucker @actualtucker]

update: gonna probably break up with north as soon as I get my ass off this bed which is PROBABLY never so

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@possibly_North don't u fucking play

[tucker @actualtucker]

please save me from this void of caboose enacting the entire bee movie script at dinner

[tucker @actualtucker]

all star by smash mouth plays in the distance

[tucker @actualtucker]

LEEEEERRROOOOYYYY JEEEENNNKKKIIINNNSSSS

[tucker @actualtucker]

yea, I speak the language of love
[mimics blowjob]

[tucker @actualtucker]

(whispers) eat my space ass, scotty