Une femme d'un certain âge

Nerdy-glasses wearer | Ponytail always | Space & I.T. nerd. | Q-tips & canned air consumer for meticulous cleaning | Slytherin House | Saucy Minx | Professional

[Une femme d'un certain âge @acuriousthinglb]

I love how South Park destroyed Prince Harry and Megan Markle.

[Une femme d'un certain âge @acuriousthinglb]

I ❤️ grape soda. That is all.

#FantaGrape

[Une femme d'un certain âge @acuriousthinglb]

After Sunday School when I was a girl, we would stop at our local convenience store. I would often opt for an Icee, layering Coke and cherry flavors.

The Cherry Slurpee flavor is not as good as the Icee flavor. That is all.

#IceeVSlurpee

[Une femme d'un certain âge @acuriousthinglb]

It kills me that I loved the sang Justin Timberlake just performed on SNL.

It was a great bop.

#SNL #BritneySpears #SelfishBritneySpears

[Une femme d'un certain âge @acuriousthinglb]

I am not a fan of orange juice. Yet, I’ve been drinking it every morning this week. TWO GLASSES!!

[Une femme d'un certain âge @acuriousthinglb]

I bought my kitten toys that kittens are alleged to like. She ignores them.

My kitten is obsessed with a red Chick-Fil-A straw. She carries it around like a dog would a stick.

She brings to it me, drops it. Then I launch it; she fetches it. We’ve been at it for 20 minutes.

[Une femme d'un certain âge @acuriousthinglb]

@sketchyy91 That’s so gross.

[Une femme d'un certain âge @acuriousthinglb]

Seeing Jared Leto, 52, cozy up to Billie Eilish, 22, at The Golden Globes gave me a severe case of the ick.

[Une femme d'un certain âge @acuriousthinglb]

@pauliefuntime Dreaming about work and grinding your teeth in frustration is lamer. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Une femme d'un certain âge @acuriousthinglb]

@pauliefuntime Whoever requested that is a straight up bourgeois, nouveau riche cunt.

[Une femme d'un certain âge @acuriousthinglb]

@pauliefuntime My mom remembers because of the family swim post lesson. My 3 year old sister climbed on the dive block, and proceeded to jump to my mom (in the water) while her head was turned.

My mom freaked out. The lifeguard freaked out, blowing the whistle. My sister bobbed up & laughed

[Une femme d'un certain âge @acuriousthinglb]

I feel old. Learned last night that a friend from middle / high school passed away in July.

Hug your friends and family close.

[Une femme d'un certain âge @acuriousthinglb]

Really late to this party: Oppenheimer is fantastic.

[Une femme d'un certain âge @acuriousthinglb]

@greggrunberg

[Une femme d'un certain âge @acuriousthinglb]

“Okay, Black Bart. Now, you’ll get yours.”

#AChristmasStory

[Une femme d'un certain âge @acuriousthinglb]

Another Monday of S-squared, D-squared.

[Une femme d'un certain âge @acuriousthinglb]

Mood

https://t.co/dtRSDsrWrO

[Une femme d'un certain âge @acuriousthinglb]

Is it still a plot twist if you figured it out before the twist was revealed?

#TheGildedAge

[Une femme d'un certain âge @acuriousthinglb]

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

#Work #CascadeOfFailure

[Une femme d'un certain âge @acuriousthinglb]

@pauliefuntime This is absolutely bananas.

[Une femme d'un certain âge @acuriousthinglb]

Thank god I can use my thumb to type. Currently, my kitten is curled against me and on my forearm sleeping.

#ThumbsForTheWin