Alyssa Curtis

catch me being the mom of my drunk friends

[Sonoma County Scanner Updates @SonomaScanner]

NEW INCIDENT 3:18 pm
VEGETATION FIRE
Lakeville Highway Browns Ln, Petaluma
Multiple callers for a 1/2 acre vegetation fire.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Put this game in the 2021 Olympics right now https://t.co/qUkTD5tt3q

[zane @zane]

Images released of one of the murderous hornets causing havoc in America

[Alyssa Curtis @acurtis21]

What if this was meant to happen for a reason. What if this is to help us realize how we’re treating the environment, how we treat each other and take everything for granted... what if this is a new beginning to a greener environment and more generous society

[Alyssa Curtis @acurtis21]

I’m trying to turn “it must be nice” to “it is nice”

[Alyssa Curtis @acurtis21]

My goal is to just have a nice house and a family to fill it... but I’m wondering if I’ll still be broke

[Alyssa Curtis @acurtis21]

@DavidDobrik your app is dope #NewProfilePic

[Alyssa Curtis @acurtis21]

@ItsJoshPeck perfect timing 😅

[Alyssa Curtis @acurtis21]

#NewProfilePic

[Alyssa Curtis @acurtis21]

@zillow makes me feel poor :/

[Alyssa Curtis @acurtis21]

@susieyadig @alexstrujillo 1. Where do you see it burning?
2. How can you trust someone who deleted it shot after the fact that this all blew up?
3. Again how are the pictures telling if you physically cannot see it ~burning~?

[Alyssa Curtis @acurtis21]

@alexstrujillo @susieyadig You guys are really quick to assume that they’re “enjoying” it when it’s clearly not burning and they’re having a friendly conversation with the other in the photo— there is no evidence that it was actually ~burned~

[Alyssa Curtis @acurtis21]

Does anybody else have the “I’m a fucking retard” kind of day, or is that just me?

[Alyssa Curtis @acurtis21]

Idk why I change my profile pic so much #NewProfilePic

[Alyssa Curtis @acurtis21]

@jocelyn_monter And you didn’t even leave 🤩

[Alyssa Curtis @acurtis21]

Bringing some light to you timeline #NewProfilePic

[Alyssa Curtis @acurtis21]

My dads logic: “Water has fish in it. Fish have sex in water, which then turns into sexy fish water. I drink sexy fish water”

[Alyssa Curtis @acurtis21]

Cheetos are only good after a hot day of swimming & in your sandwich or if you haven’t had them in a year or two... change my mind 🤔

[Alyssa Curtis @acurtis21]

Where do I find this and sign up???

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Big time players
Make big time plays
In big time games

[Dylann Rae @raennydays]

If you ever do happen to get stuck by a syringe, you have 72 hours to access Post-Exposure Prophylaxis (PEP) to eliminate your risk of contracting HIV. The ER should have it.

Also get rapid tested for Hep C at least a month afterward or blood tested for it a few weeks sooner.