New Dirty Bastard

Public Defender/Offender, husband, dad.

A chicken for every pot, and a lamppost for every fascist. #InglouriousBasterds

[New Dirty Bastard @acwTX]

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[Isaac Saul @Ike_Saul]

I haven't seen anyone tracking all of the alleged (or open) Trump corruption, self-dealing, and quid pro quos in one place. For the last 15 months, I've been tracking every single tip+story I can find and organizing it. Today, I published a 6,000 word piece with every example.

[New Dirty Bastard @acwTX]

Literally

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

SpaceX prospectus is the most monorail salesman shit of all time

[Jason Leopold @JasonLeopold]

How about reading 2500 pages of records I obtained via #FOIA from the Defense Threat Reduction Agency?

Inside Pentagon’s Shaky Efforts to Combat Russian Disinformation

Internal documents reveal how the US struggled to fend off ‘Russian lie’ about US support for Ukraine weapons labs

https://t.co/8KSvMAzXX0

[Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren]

If Bernie's 5% annual wealth tax on billionaires had been enacted in 2012, Elon Musk would be worth less than $365 billion instead of the $1.2 trillion that he's worth today.

Elon would still be the wealthiest man alive & every family in America would have universal childcare.

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

Exactly

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

The world’s first trillionaire made a pedophile rapist the president of the United States and then personally made sure starving children couldn’t get food and medicine, with 14 million deaths projected from his actions alone. He’s possibly the most evil person in history.

[John Jackson @hissgoescobra]

Her own “evidence” hilariously includes a warning that it is a target of Russian propaganda—which she then repeats. This woman is dumber than a bag of hammers. It might as well say “Tulsi Gabbard, Anna Paulina Luna, and other moutbreathers might lie about this” across the top.

[New Dirty Bastard @acwTX]

@serrano_alej Republicans finally feel the trickle down.

[New Dirty Bastard @acwTX]

Republican voters feel the trickle down for the first time.

[Alejandro Serrano @serrano_alej]

HOUSTON — Elephant joins Texas GOP convention, and pees right between the press area and delegates, after Gov. Greg Abbott’s speech.

[New Dirty Bastard @acwTX]

His first impeachment wasn't for "Russian collusion" dummy it was about extortion of Ukraine to fabricate evidence against political opponents.

Though like 90% of the Russia shit definitely happened and hes good for it.

[Rep. Anna Paulina Luna @RepLuna]

I will be putting forward a resolution to void the fraudulent impeachment of President Trump during his first term in office.

Russia collusion never happened. This has been proven by evidence released by ODNI Gabbard. It was a terrible lie that tore this country apart, and was plotted by a weaponized intelligence agency under Obama. There is no monetary value that can be assigned to the damage this lie caused. It destroyed families’ relationships with one another, our country’s comradery, and our relationship with another nuclear super power (Russia) that could have resulted in war. Thank goodness the admin has started to restore that relationship, but HISTORY should reflect what actually transpired.

[New Dirty Bastard @acwTX]

@RepLuna His first impeachment wasn't for "Russian collusion" dummy it was about extortion of Ukraine to fabricate evidence against political opponents.

[New Dirty Bastard @acwTX]

The Manchurian Candidate.

[Christopher Miller @ChristopherJM]

Before she departs, Gabbard uses her platform and access to intelligence to perpetuate one of her and Russia’s favorite conspiracy theories, disingenuously twisting facts, deliberately misinforming the public and delivering a gift to the Kremlin.

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

Elon Musk held up a chainsaw, fed USAID into the wood chipper, and at least 600,00 people have already died as a result - two-thirds of them children.

History's first trillionaire.

[Christo Grozev @christogrozev]

Incredible. Publishing what appears to be (if you care to read the "evidence") a totally legitimate US program, and even citing the risks of these being used as "Russian information campaigns", Tulsi Gabbard - the gift that kept giving - presents the Kremlin with yet one more information operation.
Read our investigation from 2025 where we presented evidence that the hybrid ops unit of GRU's 29155 came up with the whole "bio-labs" concept - and co-opted Tulsi into it. https://t.co/D8qdE38ahv

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

I liquidated my entire 401K yesterday morning.

The financial advisor on the phone begged me to reconsider.

He used words like tax penalty and catastrophic compound interest loss.

I told him fiat currency is a collective hallucination.

I took the $85K and drove straight to a commercial restaurant supply warehouse.

I bought exactly 12,000 pounds of iodized table salt.

It took 4 trips in a rented moving truck to transport it to my basement.

Historically, salt was used to pay Roman soldiers.

When the central banking system collapses next Tuesday, I'll be the wealthiest warlord in the tri-state area.

My basement is currently a massive, white, moisture-absorbing desert.

I have to wear protective eyewear just to do laundry.

My neighbor asked why I was carrying 50-pound bags of sodium into my house for 9 straight hours.

I told him I'm curing meats.

I'm not curing meats.

I'm hoarding the currency of the apocalypse.

He'll be begging me for seasoning by November.

[New Dirty Bastard @acwTX]

@TulsiGabbard performing as a Russian asset with a big release on her way out the door.

I believe @brhodes @TVietor08 called this.

[DNI Tulsi Gabbard @DNIGabbard]

Today, I’m releasing never before seen intelligence revealing new evidence of past US government funding for more than 120 biolabs in over 30 countries, including Ukraine.

In support of President Trump‘s Executive Order to end federal funding of dangerous gain of function research around the world, and increase transparency and accountability, ODNI will continue working with partners across the Administration to identify where these labs are, what pathogens they contain, and what “research” is being conducted.

https://t.co/pLMD0krc69

[New Dirty Bastard @acwTX]

Either you can use a deadly weapon to get out of a fist fight or nah. If the standard was the same for everyone the verdict would have a lot less opposition.

[DR. Reesetheone1 since licenses aren't needed 😂 @reesetheone1]

Tell that to these two.

Their murder was ruled self defense.

[New Dirty Bastard @acwTX]

🤣🤣🤣

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

“Bill Maher stopped me out in the parking lot.”

Wanda Sykes says thin-skinned Maher was mad about her Golden Globes joke saying he should do “a little less” and confronted her about it outside saying it wasn’t funny.

(Fact-check: many people laughed.)

[New Dirty Bastard @acwTX]

@reesetheone1 Theres only one real response and that is "the jury got the facts and we habe to respect the verdict because its what our system depends on." With doses of "now not having a single black juror is crazy" and "30 seconds fight isnt worth 2 broken families pray for peace everybody"

[New Dirty Bastard @acwTX]

How can people keep from losing their retirements in this shit?

[Adam Khoo @adamkhootrader]

As everyone watches the SpaceX IPO today, its worth remembering this advice from Buffett

"The idea that a newly issued security (IPO)—brought to market at a time of the seller's choosing and surrounded by massive hype—is the single best bargain among thousands of global businesses is absolute nonsense.

When an offering carries a ridiculous 7% commission just to incentivize salespeople, it simply cannot be the most attractive investment available.

While people easily get caught up in the excitement of a new launch, look at the reality: you have thousands of existing public companies whose prices are set by a natural auction market, free from aggressive promotion or hidden fees.

It makes no sense to buy a security precisely when an insider decides the timing is perfect to sell. Frankly, it isn't worth spending five seconds thinking about IPOs."
- Warren Buffett

[New Dirty Bastard @acwTX]

@trouble_man90 @DaCrazyVillain Protest voters ain't shit in any and every example.