Andrew White

The snarky attorney (seriously, the only one)

He/Him

[Sarah Hollowell 🦝 @sarahhollowell]

Laying in bed every night thinking "Wow, it would be so nice to read before bed." The book is right next to me. I have chosen the book. I have prepared the book. Why can I not pick up the book. Why can I not open the book and read the book. Why is there only Scrolling.

[gaut @0xgaut]

the AT&T chatbot pretending to not hear you has got to be the most AT&T design decision in history

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

Dolly Parton didn’t spend her dollars on space travel or a trip to the titanic because she was writing checks to put 150 million books in the hands of children.

[Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach]

it’s like playing “the floor is lava” except the floor is lava

[Will Stancil @whstancil]

It’s so strange that Republicans looking for staff keep reaching into the Passionate Young Conservative Man barrel and pulling out completely unabashed Nazis. Terrible luck. What are the odds

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

At a time when there are those who seek to ban books and bury history, I'll be clear:

Darkness and denialism can hide much, but they erase nothing. We should learn everything: the good, bad, and truth of who we are.

That’s what great nations do, and we are a great nation.

[Will Oremus @WillOremus]

this is an amazing paragraph

[Duolingo @duolingo]

does this make me the alpha bird?

[Lucho Portuano @SrLuchoPortuano]

Twitter:

[Alex Nunn @AlexNunn]

When law school exams come to life . . .

[TextlessPoster @TextlessPoster]

#OppenheimerMovie post credits scene:

[Lakshya Jain @lxeagle17]

most dumb tweets make so much more sense when you read the replies.

[follow @bencollins on bluesky @oneunderscore__]

The state of Florida is going to launch an inquiry into a single, 45-second sponsored Instagram video for a beer company? Really? This is serious government work?

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

People really want to erase what slavery was.

Chattel slavery was not simply unpaid labor, it was rape, murder, brutality, dehumanizing, and barbaric.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

this isn't satire

[Kat Abughazaleh @KatAbughazaleh]

tucker's replacement is doing great so far

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

You are a fucking clown. All disrespect.

[Nancy Levine Stearns @nancylevine]

.@RobertKennedyJr said “COVID-19 is targeted to attack Caucasians and black people. The people who are most immune are Ashkenazi Jews and Chinese.”

1. What is his source for this bullshit?

2. Who is funding this psychotic asshole?