Andrew Jones

gloom enthusiast. senior level designer @splashdamage. previous: below zero, subnautica, natural selection 2. he/him.

[Andrew Jones @acwjones]

I sincerely hope that Elon keeps the bit going, and comes in every morning to Twitter HQ with a series of increasingly bizarre and unwieldy props, in the futile pursuit of once, just once, actually being (intentionally) funny.

[Threatening Music Notation @ThreatNotation]

For classical guitar. I assume you need to pluck the note and then sprint toward the audience

[Andrew Jones @acwjones]

It's Monday, so it's time to pick a new thing to be furious online about. I'm thinking damson fruit. If someone famous could do something "disrespectful" in close proximity to a damson, we can really get this ball rolling.

[Andrew Jones @acwjones]

@BulkPaint @B4DC0FFEE I'm hoping for the "Pushing 40, Pushing Their Luck"

[Valerii Kim @8o1y_ra]

Knight
#pixelart #ドット絵 #KnightArt

[Andrew Jones @acwjones]

I would just like to assert, as a professional, that games are made by designing the hubcaps on the car wheels first, this takes about three yea-

*trips and falls off stage, lands head first in a bucket, can't get the bucket off*

Well as I was saying...

[Andrew Jones @acwjones]

@schillingc The slow, terrible realisation that he was not, in fact, being sarcastic was quite something.

[Andrew Jones @acwjones]

I have discovered that some people think that Galadriel is a "Mary Sue" character, edging me ever closer to just cancelling my internet service and going to live in the woods.

[Andrew Jones @acwjones]

@aleksjank Totally different vibe, but Groove Salad: https://t.co/nDJZ2o9bjC

[Andrew Jones @acwjones]

@B4DC0FFEE "I'm blue" properly got me laughing, I'm going to be thinking about this all day now

[Andrew Jones @acwjones]

@branespeaks Giddily rushing to open a window, letting in the sideways rain, so I can bellow PETRICHOR into a wet, uncaring void. A damp rat rolls its eyes at me.

[Andrew Jones @acwjones]

In my own BIN, in my own HOUSE!!!

[Andrew Jones @acwjones]

@RhianEJones "When I was young, my father would demand I explain what a picket line was, over and over, and when I couldn't, he would assemble all the garden gnomes on the lawn and shout, LOOK WHAT YOU DID! I see this again today in the behaviour of Mike Lunch. The danger is real."

[Andrew Jones @acwjones]

As someone with neither the time nor energy to play something like Elden Ring, it's been quite the experience watching you all say shit like "omg I finally made it to Ryrgnrmbsburg and defeated The Naughty One with a Ten-Handed Plonker Dash!"

Hats off, to be honest.

[Andrew Jones @acwjones]

@mikeyface @krisstraub Something reminded me of STOUFFERS ALARM SOUND just this weekend. So funny to then get another reminder from the source!

[Andrew Jones @acwjones]

@RhianEJones Penblwydd hapus!

[Andrew Jones @acwjones]

Oh my god.

[Andrew Jones @acwjones]

@zavaro_ It's really cool to see people still making NS2 content!

[Splash Damage @splashdamage]

New year, new job? 💥

2022 is going to be huge at Splash Damage, with several ambitious projects in the works: https://t.co/m6hEck1r1u

Including our brand new sci-fi IP: https://t.co/lI25OvZhT5

Check out all our open roles and join us! 👇

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