Eslicnot🇪🇨🇪🇸

Study your laws of the universe

[The Way of Jerz @TheJerzWay]

What $500K in income leaves you after tax:

🇨🇦 Canada: $235K
🇦🇺 Australia: $265K
🇬🇧 UK: $275K
🇺🇸 USA: $315K
🇵🇾 Paraguay: $500K

Same work. Same laptop. Different address.

[丶 @Justhatejossy]

"Do you all mind if we cancel?"
Me;

[Eslicnot🇪🇨🇪🇸 @acxjvm]

Kane not being able to score because he isn’t facing a bunch of 6 foot, stiff, non agile Germans is no coincidence lmfaoo

[kitty 🐻 @xoo_kitty]

I like using twitter because none of my friends use it

[hunter @3gpmh]

bro you’re fine everything is literally a social construct

[eva edxn @evaedxn]

I’m no longer looking for love, I’m now looking for insider information on publicly traded companies

[ً @artfuIchaos]

Anything coming from me is always genuine

[🇪🇷🕊️ @BetterCallAlba]

Spain play like a football club not a national team

[Fatima PTI @FatimaPTI_IK]

سوڈان میں لوگوں کو زندہ ہی زمین میں دفنا دیا گیا انکے ہاتھ باہر نکال کے ۔۔۔ اور اس ظلم کے پیچھے بھی دبئی ہے جو اربوں ڈالر کی فنڈنگ کر رہا ۔۔۔۔

[MW4Liberty @MW4Liberty]

A system where you have to justify your income to a government that doesn't have to justify its spending is inherently illegitimate.

[hunter @3gpmh]

i’m in an isolationship

[Rodney @cryptojourneyrs]

Montreal, Canada FULL SHOOTING breakdown. 🇨🇦

3 People were killed. One officer, a civilian, and the suspect. One other officer was injured.

Unfortunately it does look like the female office did in fact kill the civilian. Tragic.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

Canadian police chief forced to make a video statement after his officers started running the plates of attractive women coming out of coffee shops and gyms.

Ottawa police chief Eric Stubbs is calling on officers who use police databases to meet women to quit.

Stubbs says these officers are turning police databases into "their own way to meet women."

"We've seen members messaging vulnerable victims on calls that they've attended in an attempt to develop an intimate relationship," Stubbs said.

Despite the accusations, Stubbs says the police force has committed to hiring enough women so that females make up 30% of the workforce, according to CBC.

[Pukicho @pukicho]

We must reduce labor to zero and then all hang out

[char ᢉ𐭩 @alcdec]

doomscrolling on twitter feels so much more productive than doomscrolling on tiktok bc it’s like i’m basically reading

[Ian Smith, Sr. @iansmithfitness]

Friendly reminder: DO NOT plant bamboo plants near data centers! Bamboo can spread quickly through underground rhizomes and can be very difficult to remove.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

A big fan of whatver i am