me during the 167 hours a week i am not in therapy: life is pain existence is a prison i will never recover i am doomed there is no point there is no purpose i am the oldest 27 year old alive it’s over
me during the 1 hour a week i am in therapy: in my chex mix era #chexmixera
Remember, it's illegal to use your phone while driving. Instead, use the giant iPad built into the car and flip through 50 settings to use navigation or turn ac on.
Gay person: I am gay
Trans person: I am trans
Charli Xcx: I’m making rockkkkk muuussicc
Person who didn’t watch spongebob: “yeah i don’t actually get that reference because my parents didn’t let me watch spongebob”