If you were a fish at an aquarium, I'd read your entire little information plaque and stand there way too long watching you swim around so you'd know you were my favorite.
having a gf who sleeptalks is cute 90% of the time. the other 10% is her whispering “I can see him” at 3am and you going “who???” and her going quiet, then whispering “I don’t know. but he’s with you now.” then immediately snoring