CEBess

Ham radio, additive and subtractive manufacturing enthusiast, trombone player and wood worker.

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Holden's seance review: The lighting was terrible, the host insisted on singing, and the guest speaker was a deceased colleague who refused to answer basic questions about what's going on.

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Holden visiting Stonehenge is like a man going to the Grand Canyon and complaining about soil erosion #svengoolie

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I told my doctor I keep seeing a giant, fiery demon in the woods. He said, "Take two aspirin and stop accepting folded parchment from polite British men." #svengoolie

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The hardest part of having three days to live in a 1950s horror movie isn't the impending doom. It's having to spend 72 hours wearing a full suit and tie while you wait for it to happen. #svengoolie

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Dr. Kurswell gives you 72 hours to cancel your weekend plans first. He may be evil, but not inconsiderate." #svengoolie

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Dr. Karswell’s curse guarantees the demon will arrive in exactly three days. It’s basically Amazon Prime demon delivery. #svengoolie

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Holden's internal monologue: "This man just conjured a localized hurricane that nearly blew a dozen children into the next county, but what really offends me is his terrible costume." #svengoolie

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This part of the movie really blows #svengoolie

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Karswell tries to curse Holden with the wrath of a fire demon, and Holden retaliates by leaving a 1-star review for Karswell’s clown business. #svengoolie

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being a kindergarten teacher is ending badly? #svengoolie

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A scientist's three favorite words aren't "I love you."

They're:

"Show me data." #svengoolie

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Karswell: "I have secretly slipped you the ancient runes of doom!" Holden: "Great, I needed a bookmark. Also, your handwriting is terrible." #svengoolie

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It's "them" #svengoolie

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He tried to keep an open mind, but his brain keeps treating it like a draft and slamming the window shut. #svengoolie

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I thought he was here for the best years of his life? #svengoolie

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He may not be there - he'll be at the state fair. #svengoolie

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How stubborn is John Holden? If the demon tapped him on the shoulder and asked for directions, Holden would write a 400-page academic paper on the psychological projection of giant rubber claws. #svengoolie

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That demon rings a bell #svengoolie

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it's in the cards #svengoolie

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now on downton abby... #svengoolie