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Bernhard Goetz what he deserves

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@johncocozza At least he landed flat & didn’t break his neck on the sand before getting pummeled with a gajillion tons of water

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@JeffFletcherOCR Angels legend Dallas McPherson

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@schober222 1-2 Tbsp Baking soda will do the trick

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@Howlingmutant0 @zellieimani How am I supposed to safely trespass on someone else’s space if I can’t threaten them with a stabbing? Answer me that!!

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@owroot It’s shocking how many people will avoid doing any of their own thinking about a subject & then just download a thought pattern that has been approved as orthodox by their professor or some other “thought leader”

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@AJA_Cortes Vans Classic are the move here

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@graceless86 @BeyondTheHalo @HalosAnonymous He would’ve never seen the field. Jeff Mathis would still be our starting catcher today

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@Jacob_Naviaux @duncanstives And how do you defend yourself in court when the time comes? And what might possibly deter subs from suing you because they know they signed it? That’s right. It’s a contract. But you do

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“Honey, I think I’m ready to start a family.”
“I hear what you’re saying darling. Why don’t we put a pin in this conversation until I get a chance to ask world famous Opinion Columnist Ezra Klein if it’s safe”

[Robby Soave @robbysoave]

I have never once in my life encountered someone expressing this sentiment. Either I live in quite a bubble, or Ezra Klein does.

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@yoajdnaks @intensityjt @AntiDoc You know most guys on T aren’t getting their gear from a doctor & pharmacist right? What will cause this shortage?

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@sam_gzstrength My son’s HS football coaches were giving him a hard time for front squatting with plates under his heels. If it puts you in better position to move more weight who cares? Such a low IQ stance

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@KafkeKretz @bowtiedmeathead

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@mynameisntjmack

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@Bengal_DPT My son has these and I threaten to throw them in the garbage daily. Awful

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@AntiDoc That awkward feeling until you get about 5 yards of separation

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@RetroMoviesDB Castelvania was my jam

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@doctorcalf Desperately clinging to old unhelpful stories

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@Stephen19718352 I was at our kids swim meet last weekend and this lady in the next tent over would not shut up with her kid: ETHAN COME GET SUNCREEN ON ETHAN ADJUST YOIR GOGGLES ETHAN LEAVE YOUR BROTHER ALONE ETHAN SIT UP IN YOUR CHAIR
Just leave your kids alone every once in a while!!

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@Jacob_Naviaux @duncanstives You’re forgetting the # 1 rule in construction: CYA

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@JakobsenTom @sflorimm The old White House trick. Good times