AD Lazer

Best Athletic Director In my own mind, Satirical account

[AD Lazer @ad_lazer]

No Zamboni needed this period, just flooded the ice……Cue my Prince music “Sexy mouthafuckaa”. #imback
#victorymargsareBack

[AD Lazer @ad_lazer]

Welp, just got out of Applebees and going to get some sun with this pig, maybe gamble on some women’s ncaa bball. It’s been real and fun but hasn’t been real fun, ✌🏻 brosephs
#Lazerintothesun
#losermargswerentbad

[AD Lazer @ad_lazer]

No biggie Barr! Just delegatin down to a former coach who then intern gets the job done and as the Greeks say “the cool cat gets the meow” 😼
#LazerunsMvc
#losermargsatTheBees
#supTewksMoms

[Barry Scanlon @Scanlon65]

Final: Winnacunnet 8, Lowell 7 at Cawley Stadium. Kudos to Lowell AD Dave Lezenski for finding replacement opponent after Haverhill forfeited.

[AD Lazer @ad_lazer]

Thoughts on a MILF and TILF tent in the parking lot at Cawley on Thanksgiving? ….spacing is needed, my hair can’t handle heated tents the whole time, once it’s 🔥 I need to mingle..I’m also wearing my best doctor schols lifts, so I’ll be walking tall
#LazerLadieslineup

[AD Lazer @ad_lazer]

Gracias Broseph, most peeps wanna thank my old coach Pike, but let’s be honest, once I heard Pam Smarts school was up for a game I figure a couple of the TILFs would be in attendance!! Yowwzaa, might buff up the Fiero for this thang 🙀
#Lazerightagain
#TeachaIlike2
#VictoryMargs

[SGAnon 🇺🇸🦅 @QxnewsO]

Lowell has a Thanksgiving Day opponent. According to Lowell AD Dave Lezenski, the Red Raiders will be hosting Winnacunnet on Thanksgiving at 10 am. @LowellSun Great work by Lezenski to pull it off

[AD Lazer @ad_lazer]

Is it possible Chelmsford scored more points then we have fans in the stands?…….So the winner of the 50/50 won 11 bucks. Don’t matter, I got a monogrammed couch. The Fieros seats don’t judge….Jade East ladies heeeeerr iii crummmmm
#gotablowofsteam
#Lazoriental

[AD Lazer @ad_lazer]

Welp……I guess Lowell High Football and most sports are the new Lawrence….We are a stepping stone to the states…..the only stone I’m stepping on tonight is my lead foot in my Fiero!! Hoping Piñatas has a lot lighter ladies!!

#lazerdontcare
#myhairisawesomenotbreath

[AD Lazer @ad_lazer]

New school year kiddos!!!! That means Nothing but Victory Margs, Monogramed couch naps, Windows down in the Fiero to let the flow go and winking at all the ladies that want a ride!
#Lazerseason
#Iwontforgethebusesthisyear
#MyhairIsjustsimplybreathtaking

[AD Lazer @ad_lazer]

Super cool!!!! Come on now guy, only way he looks cool is if he is in my sweet whip on the way to a boys sport!, most likely in the Rica, couple roadies and on the clock BTW…kiding obviously…..kinda
#margstogo
#imsureshegotthejobonmerit

[AD Lazer @ad_lazer]

Apparently this tweet went out earlier and didn’t mention that the girls ran too. In defense I didn’t know we had a girls team, thought they were just emotional support for the boys team. Live and learn. Long ride home in the Fiero, but I’m blasting Heart
#Lazeroopsy
#AndAlanis

[AD Lazer @ad_lazer]

Ok Spring Sports what’s our best chance at a deep tourney run? Lacrosse? No. Baseball? No. Tennis? No. Crew? No Softball? Girls sports don’t count Looks like I’m the Volleyball team’s new number one fan! Is that spring?
#ineedavictorymarg
#TheyPlayAtHadleyRight?

[AD Lazer @ad_lazer]

So I’m looking for assistant preferably with some serious cannons. You have to love Fieros, sick hair, Enrique Inglasis, Marshalls and hate women’s sports. Preferably like Applebee’s Margs cuz we don’t win anymore. Apply@lhssports
#imswamped
#imatthemeadow

[AD Lazer @ad_lazer]

Pfft…Takes the coward way out just cuz I promised him a job that never came through on and that I dont drive him to practice in the Fiero. Lazer will be back from this just like a glorious coiffed Phoenix rising from a jade scorpion bowl. I’m going over 60 gash huntin
#Lazer😉

[The Lowell Sun @LowellSun]

Lowell High football coach Rob Pike resigns https://t.co/PfnV1maldi

[AD Lazer @ad_lazer]

All you whinny brosephs out there coming at me, just memba one ting, I’m the man, your not, I drive a sick Fiero and your in a Passat, My CC team is undefeated, hitting the 99s tonight for victory Margs to change the mojo for my other teams
#nothegirlsteams
#lazerjustwinsish

[AD Lazer @ad_lazer]

So what the https://t.co/YhqIJT6LIC site is down!! Not my fault I’m busy I got baberinos to take care of…Currently out at the Wachusett lanes having a couple margs with Grand Teton Tawny. She is a great set ofeyes if you know what I mean heyoo

#heynow
#lazerthemountainclimber

[AD Lazer @ad_lazer]

Boy O Boy the lazernater is bushed after putting all these schedules into the google calendarino. Let me know how these games turn out….I’ll be at the meadow frosty marg in towseph..
No need to update me on the girls scores just the real sports
#Lazerbushed

[AD Lazer @ad_lazer]

Sooo…I forgot the girls lacrosse jamboree..Listen up guys I was busy with a scampi little senorita named “LaBoysT Eams”. She was choice to say the least, little effort no bitchin and I could hang at LM with no guff. She even loves the Jade
#lazerluvzLaboystEams

[AD Lazer @ad_lazer]

Although live look at downtown

[AD Lazer @ad_lazer]

No masks, why no high school at Cawley. Blah blah….well enough of that garbage, Gallagher Demoulas and Eileen said No mas to that plan. I’m an artist..even with no athletes, they went to other schools, like Lennon said Give me a tuba I can get something outta it
#downtownsgreat

[AD Lazer @ad_lazer]

It’s going to be a super unleaded fall for the fiero if I can convince one more hockey player that school choice is the only choice. Nike and Reebok are wondering what I can do at the college level. Though I’ve been more of a Yeezy guy since Dexter went out of business
#Div1Lazer