Wayne Rooney:
"I'd love to walk in that [#mufc's] dressing room and f*****g sit them all down and say, what the f**k are you doing?
What type of performance do you think this is? Do you think you deserve to wear that shirt with how you are walking around the pitch?
Put a f*****g firework up their a**e because they’re not f*****g doing anything." [@UnitedStandMUFC]
99th-minute at S Bridge, Sat: Lord Josh of Zirk is thrown on, bursts through, scores, Utd win 1-0 and Cazza has his M Robins moment and @ManUtd win the next TEN PLs, CLs, etc::: why NOT???!!!
7 points after 8 PL games
3 points after 3 UCL games
Got cooked 4-1 by Como
Got cooked 3-0 by Bournemouth
Lost against 10 man man city
Got cooked by Hull
Got cooked by Brighton
Drew against 10 man spurs
16th in the Premier League
20th in the Champions League
0 wins in 8 games
AND THEY DID NOT SACK HIM. WHAT A USELESS CLUB😂
Ballon d'Or winner.🏆
Striker of the Year.🏆
New three-year Bayern deal verbally agreed.✍️
Became England's joint most-capped player (125).🧢
10 goals.⚽️
6 assists.🅰️
A dream October for Harry Kane.👏