It hasn’t snow the entire winter and now it’s like a frickin winter wonderland outside my window. Guess this is the universe’s way of saying ‘Stay the fuck inside, you morons!’ #StayAtHome
People should know that “lets videoconference this with the team” is not easy for female employees. They must pick half an outfit, brush their hair and put on makeup to look like they are not wearing any. After a week of isolation that shit is difficult. #isolationdiaries
Random things I found out today: you can disable the”autoplay next episode” feature on Netflix and the new desktop version of Facebook looks like an old Hi5 account.
Just watched the @chrissyteigen promo about #talklikealegend and the damnd Mini immediately started singing to me. I however have to repeat myself to get it to say something. 🙄
I can work on Windows & Mac, with dozens of software, but please, for the love of God, don't ask me to do a report in Excel from scratch. I would rather walk a tightrope over shark-infested waters, covered in blood, than trying to insert a colour-coded table, with fixed headers.
Home after my NYE trip and I can finally watch the @repStadiumTour. Now I have the entire month of January to get all the #reputation songs out of my head... again. 🙄