kelsey

[kelsey @adaeoet]

my ultimate fantasy is having a brain that lets me enjoy being alive

[kelsey @adaeoet]

@fuccsumupp 🎶i envisioned us married and 50🎶

[kelsey @adaeoet]

when i catch a man checking me out i walk right up to his girl and tell her how beautiful she is

[kelsey @adaeoet]

the only appropriate music to listen to while working out is house music

[kelsey @adaeoet]

@haylijtrude and you always have and will

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

A Dollar General employee putting out their cigarette to come in and ring you up is a great sign of respect in their culture.

[kelsey @adaeoet]

yeah run your mouth, i’d rather listen to someone else. i gave your nickname to someone else

[kelsey @adaeoet]

one thing abt me is ima put it on klarna

[kelsey @adaeoet]

tattoo artists that charge by the hour can suck my dick

[kelsey @adaeoet]

oh you love me?? prove it swallow an airtag

[kelsey @adaeoet]

i genuinely enjoy smoking cigarettes, like every puff got me feeling grateful to the entire cigarette supply chain fr. farmers, factories, truck drivers, corner shop uncle this lung damage got lore (nigga)

[kelsey @adaeoet]

@haylijtrude 💕 you’re the bestest friend ever

[kelsey @adaeoet]

your honor, these bitches love sosa

[kelsey @adaeoet]

i be havin beef w my tables and then wonder why they stiff me

[kelsey @adaeoet]

thank you cigarettes for always being there for me you take my breath away

[kelsey @adaeoet]

i’ve had cigarettes that were better than whole years of my life

[kelsey @adaeoet]

another day clean and sober
#IDontGiveAFuck #LetsDie

[kelsey @adaeoet]

cracker barrel should come out and stand with israel

[kelsey @adaeoet]

@haylijtrude if only somebody had told you this at 17

[kelsey @adaeoet]

happy new year to skanks and whores ONLY

[kelsey @adaeoet]

people that snore deserve to be beaten to death in their sleep