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Royal Prince of Zamunda

[SHANE REACTION @imshanereaction]

Céline Dion on her first day as a loan advisor

[adam @adam2325]

@dash_eats @feraljokes

[adam @adam2325]

@grandecom My internet has been down since 10:30am in 78757. Do you have an estimated time for resolution

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

Shoutout to all the single moms who work 2 jobs who loves her kids and never stops

[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

I am excited to officially take on the role as CEO of Twitter. This has been in the works for months.

[Oscar the Grouch @OscarTheGrouch]

I'm not angry, I'm grouchy. There's a difference.

[Shangela @itsSHANGELA]

I don’t have a blue checkmark. I never had a blue checkmark. If I wanted a blue checkmark yes I probably could go out and get one but I won’t because I am what?!? ______________!

[We're just normal men @wejustnormalmen]

We’re just normal men

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

White blood cells showing up to help the body fight infection and other disease https://t.co/04QMBUFmBA

[Sub-Radio @subradioband]

me when someone asks me if i’m going out tonight:

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

Me on the floor nominating a speaker

[kiyo-boi @kiyo_boi]

Why are you, as a grown ass sun going down at 4:45pm???

[adam @adam2325]

@WisconsinGirl_1 @awalmartparking

[veet @vveetto]

i could never plead the 5th i loveeeee chit chatting

[Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes]

Me: Can I get a small coffee? How much will that be?

Blue Bottle Coffee Cashier:

[adam @adam2325]

@janiejimplin It’s like the Santa tracker

[adam @adam2325]

@BSummerS

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

in britain the i in lgbtqi stands for innit

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

I have a few pairs of "GOOD new balances"

Y'all better get me something for Father's Day.

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

friday night plans? when dateline is on??