adam

licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

i think if you dress like this, you deserve to do a little corruption

[Caleb Hull @CalebJHull]

Looks like a Halo 3 map

[Matthew @OswaldsTopGuy]

What the Romans saw when they first reached Britain

[Asscela Express 🚅 @biz_socks]

Everyday we see real things from the government that the writers of Veep couldn’t come up with on an Ayahuasca retreat

[ESPN @espn]

Karl-Anthony Towns.

[Brandon Carney @BenchwarmerBran]

First time he’s ever been called for carrying

[Denims @DenimsTV]

Straight up thought this was kyle rittenhouse

[Trill Burr @ReloadedJu]

Bruh I never noticed this but he kinda look like George Bush

[Barak Ravid @BarakRavid]

🚨🚨🚨Trump on Truth Social: Based on the fact that discussions with the Islamic Republic of Iran have been brought to the highest level of Iranian leadership and approved, I have, as President of the United States of America, cancelled the scheduled strikes and bombings against Iran this evening. Discussions and final points have been, in both concept and great detail, approved by all parties involved, including the United States, Israel, Saudi Arabia, UAE, Qatar, Turkey, Pakistan, Bahrain, Kuwait, Jordan, Egypt, and others. The Naval Blockade will remain in full force and effect until this Transaction is finalized — Time and place of the signing to be announced shortly.

[NEWSMAX @NEWSMAX]

A government agency spending $300 million in taxpayer dollars to produce sterilized flies sounds like a dream scenario for a DOGE team looking to cut waste, fraud, and abuse. https://t.co/3lGn15PndO

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Trump has said stocks should go up, not down.

[Lindsay Romero @wolfprincesz___]

👽

[Jake @SuperiorNBA]

*Spurs down 4, 1 minute left*

Victor Wembanyama:

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Chet Holmgren struggled in OKC's Game 7 loss to the Spurs 😬

4 PTS
1-2 FG
0 FGA in 2nd half

[adam @adam2kn]

I will say just shai, he is a terrible watch. He clearly is super good, but the plan is game stoppage. Boring.

[adam @adam2kn]

I don’t have to watch okc anymore

[alex bronzini-vender @alexbronzini]

Nothing gets past this guy