Adam

[Adam @adamJ_321]

Gets home from college:
Northern mum:

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Ceire Ní Ghribín, the nurse who went viral after saying, "I was a nurse in Gaza. I volunteered in Gaza. I’ve seen what happens. There is a genocide. Free Palestine" has posted proof as people had been calling her a liar.

The heroine is a registered nurse and a midwife.

[Becky Paton @rpaton11]

Nothing but broken promises.

[El Borto @bortinez_]

“My party betrayed me.”

[G.T @gingerrtom]

This you?

[augustine 🐝 🇲🇽‼️‼️‼️ @augusttiine]

australia vs usa

[Ciarán @androgynator]

every job in the uk is like
- army
- army
- care worker
- army
- care worker (relocate to dubai)
- army
- mri technologist specialising in incisionless neurosurgery
- care worker

[Alice Lia Maro @slimelia]

funniest Makerfield outcomes:
1. Burnham loses
2. Burnham wins but doesn't launch a leadership bid
3. Burnham wins, launches a leadership contest, but is beaten by Keir Starmer poorly disguised in a Labour-bob wig claiming to be "Keira Starmer"
4. Change UK landslide victory

[Harry Stabbings @harrystabbings]

NEW: Government confirms Duolingo will be included in the under-16s social media ban.

“No child in Britain needs to know what the French are saying” a department spokesperson said.

[VamosDundee 💙🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇲🇽 @VamosDundee]

Funny place to bring that flag. Just looks like they’re opposing the log flumes.

[mary morgan @maryarchived]

she spent 12 hours to cook up a line like “you made a mess, i was the janitor”

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

If you are not French, you have a moral obligation to root for Senegal.

If you are French, you have a moral obligation to atone for your sins by rooting for Senegal.

[Mark Gillies @5goalthriller]

Qatar-Switzerland is very ‘finish your vegetables or you can’t have any Brazil-Morocco pudding’.

[f 🇵🇸 @AFrazzledScot]

Putting together a team

[SanTy @_TY_97]

Just when you think he’s reached his magnum opus Bosh, he drops “Boshnia” and suddenly you realise the impossible is possible

[Anna @ox_anna29]

If this is your first thought upon hearing of a brutal attack you’re a scumbag

[Guy Walters 🇺🇦 🇻🇪 🇮🇷🇧🇾 @guywalters]

Quote of the day by Lee of Makerfield.

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

jet lag must be crazy

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

erika kirk would have parachuted in like a navy seal