Adam Amy

Yep
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[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Surround yourself with beer, not negativity.

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

If you havn't cruised a backroad with the radio up and the windows down, you're livin' life wrong.

[Adam Amy @adam__amy]

Some people need to realize the world don't revolve around them

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Sometimes this is all you need

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

I'm gettin' drunk just thinkin' about tomorrow night.

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

As you get older your Christmas list gets shorter, because the things you want can’t be bought.

[Adam Amy @adam__amy]

@Izenc Is that so?

[Adam Amy @adam__amy]

I literally shit myself.... https://t.co/lNrn5NEHRc

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

So it's okay when people confuse "their" and "they're" but when I confuse "1 beer" and "8 beers" everyone freaks out

[Adam Amy @adam__amy]

Can someone figure out a better solution for icy roads than salt and sand? Sick of watching my truck rot away

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

If you say “Merry Christmas” in the mirror 3 times, a Prius owner will appear and tell you 12 reasons why you should say “Happy Holidays.”

[Adam Amy @adam__amy]

On a Sunday morning sidewalk
I'm wishing Lord that I was stoned
'Cause there's something in a Sunday
That makes a body feel alone

[Adam Amy @adam__amy]

Sundays aren't so bad when you remember you took Friday off!

[Adam Amy @adam__amy]

@sara_schultz013 Don't worry I'm confused about the whole thing

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

62 years ago today, Rosa Parks refused to give up her seat on a bus, and unofficially started the Civil Rights movement. She stood her ground without using violence, rioting, looting local businesses, or disrespecting her country. That's a true American. Take notes.

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Beer won't break your heart.

[Adam Amy @adam__amy]

@TylerAmy29 You bring dishonour to the whole family

[Adam Amy @adam__amy]

@Izenc Welcome!

[Adam Amy @adam__amy]

So many skinny jeans I feel outta place