Adam

all around cool guy

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I am absolutely devastated about Norm Macdonald. Norm had the most unique comedic voice I have ever encountered and he was so relentlessly and uncompromisingly funny. I will never laugh that hard again. I'm so sad for all of us today.

[Deep Leffen Bot @DeepLeffen]

They say every Smash player dies twice. Once when you stop breathing, and a second time, a bit later on, when Hungrybox pops off at your funeral.

[Clint Stevens @clintstevensTV]

I got my first covid shot yesterday, I highly recommend it. Cell phone service in my house is way better now

[Doug Polk (Code Doug) @DougPolkVids]

Imagine making like 15 bb here

[Adam @adam_c0llier]

@dumpsterbassist :c you got this !

[Doug Polk (Code Doug) @DougPolkVids]

What else would I have on the turn?

[(Not) Art Rooney II @OldManRooney]

Obviously we are on pace to lose 84-0

#Steelers #Browns

[Adam @adam_c0llier]

@dumpsterbassist #2

[Doug Polk (Code Doug) @DougPolkVids]

Getting ready for bed and I get a text from my dad "Doug had a rough night, lost 100k". Then texted back, oh wrong person.

Thanks dad.

[mark normand @marknorm]

My insurance just asked what color my car was, whoa I thought you were Progressive.

[mark normand @marknorm]

“I need an outlet.”

- artistic electrician

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Not to brag, but in my 20's I was known for my ability to give women multiple fake orgasms.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Face masks should have a reflective surface, so people who aren’t wearing them can see what assholes they are.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Just dropped off my ballot. Good luck, Kanye!

[Dan Salvato @dansalvato]

Sometimes I solve a tech issue with the help of a year-old Reddit post, but I'm not able to comment my own findings because the post was archived. It bothers me that others who also googled their way to that post might have the same issues I did but can't learn from my comment.

[Doug Polk (Code Doug) @DougPolkVids]

How about we make a deal.

1) No charts allowed of any kind

2) We show all of our holecards to the fans for the entire challenge.

We both give a little, the fans win.

Retweet if you want to see this.

[dunkey @vgdunkey]

Who will you be voting for?

[Adam @adam_c0llier]

can I just say: music is fucking awesome
I need to learn like every rock instrument so I can make math rock by myself

https://t.co/OmDSOZsyI6

[Carson @CallMeCarsonYT]

Girls with eyebrows >>>>>