Robinon

[Robinon @adam_robo]

Mad seeing Will Smith introduce Calvin Harris at wireless

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨❤️🤍 BREAKING: Eberechi Eze to Arsenal, here we go! Verbal agreement in place between all parties.

Crystal Palace to receive package in excess of £60m as Eze preferred #AFC over Spurs.

Arsenal win race over Tottenham, been in advanced talks for days but never sealed.

[Patty’s Football Tips⚽️ @Pattystips]

Just when you thought it couldn’t get worse… Wait for it 😂😂😂

[Midgetvernon16 @midgetvernon16]

#jayslater

[Humans Being Bros @HumanBeingBross]

We ALL care 👑

[Babs @alexbabs96]

Oh my god 😭

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Every time Peter saw that chicken it was on sight😭😂

[Speedy Updates @SpeedUpdates1]

French Snapchat always deliver 🤣

[Russ Cook @hardestgeezer]

#ProjectAfrica Day 180: 61.3km

180 days on the trot. Having it. Progress on the map starting to look tasty. Pretty sure I got a whiff of Tunisian beach air earlier today.

Team split up this morning with @cameramanstan_ & new recruit Jamie heading south to the port with the van where they’ll get on a boat to Nigeria. Me and Guus crossing this chaotic terrain overland. Tarmac has fully bottled it. Left me to smash up his younger brother, Mud. Weak move. Don’t respect it.

Blessed to have @huel with me on days like this. 0 time or energy for anyone to cook but all the nutritional needs still taken care of. Hueligan for life. Got a discount code for anyone that wants to give it a go. £10 off with code HARDEST10. Link in bio🫡

Have a blessed evening girls & boys. We go again tomorrow💪

[Póg Mo Goal @pogmogoal]

There’s no place for behaviour like that in football. Life ban incoming.

[Russ Cook @hardestgeezer]

#ProjectAfrica Day 107: 60km

Gonna be honest the last few days have probably been some of the toughest of my life.

On day 102 I was separated from the boys & the support van after some impassable roads in the planned route.

In an attempt to find the boys at a village on the plan B route, I stumbled into a rural settlement where the chief told me I must give him money. I had none. So that went down well.

Pretty soon I found myself surrounded by lots of game blokes with machetes. Was escorted out the village into the bush. Mind was racing. I’ve heard the horror stories. Thought I might be about to become one. Emptied my bag to show I had nothing but a half eaten biscuit. Gave it to them, and ran.

Spent the next few hours bushwhacking through overgrown jungle paths. Trying to stay off any tracks until I was far away. Made it to the village on the plan B route to find the road was also impassable for the support van again.

Exhausted and dehydrated, I started heading back to the last known place with passable roads when 2 blokes pulled up on a motorbike. They spoke no English but tried to communicate I must come with them to get back to my friends.

As you can imagine, I was extremely reluctant. I also had no money, food, water, signal, data, or knowledge of where the boys were. Was growing increasingly concerned that I wouldn’t find any of these things before sunset.

So I decided my best bet was to trust that the boys had sent these guys to bring me to them. What happened next was a 7 hour motorbike ride deeper into the jungle. In my head I thought this was it. Me. The self proclaimed hardest geezer. About to get held in a Congo gulag before being ripped apart limb by limb and eaten.

So yeah. That was some going. Eventually I rolled into a village late in the evening where I was taken into a hut, and lots of men argued about what to do with me and talked about how much money I owe them (still had none).

Then the acting chief who spoke small amounts of English came, and we managed to iron things out. Get French speaking Harry on the phone, and find that this was a misunderstanding. The boys spent the next couple days trying to get together a rescue plan through some of the worst roads I’ve ever seen. Bring some money for these people, and get me back.

We made it out. And travelled back to the start point of day 102, where I ran 60km today on our new route. My head ain’t fully there right now. But we move the same way as always, forward🫡

[L D N _ L E W🦩S @LDN_Lewis]

No way

[BGPIntern @BGPIntern]

Not betting related but my god this made me spit my beer out.

[BARNEY (C) 🦚 @BarneyLUFC21]

Paddy McGuinness nailing here #BBCscandal

[Overtime @overtime]

Dunking at the arcade wild af 😭 (via baybayent/TT)

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

https://t.co/KpdsuYhl9k

[SP @sspencerukk]

They’re running public transport better than Sadiq Khan

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Never forget.

[Maya 🐻✨ @NorthForReal]

They had a damn llama in their wedding. 😫😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂