Adam Ashbery

all about having fun, get a few cocktails in me, go to seaworld, take my pants off

[Adam Ashbery @adamashbery]

@MATTHARDYBRAND many soldiers are needed for the great war. His vessel is ready #delete

[Adam Ashbery @adamashbery]

@VirginHolidays @VirginAtlantic @lefauxblond

[Adam Ashbery @adamashbery]

@lefauxblond 😂😂😂

[Adam Ashbery @adamashbery]

Proud dad moment:
I laid a (not particularly pleasant) fart earlier.

10 seconds later

"daddy, egg"

Glad his schnoz works

[Adam Ashbery @adamashbery]

@blountymcfly Ive spoken to the airline and travel agent, flights are affected the day before we fly but they said she should be ok and can fly later if there are issues. Fingers crossed 🤞

[Adam Ashbery @adamashbery]

Only the Ashbery-Russells could book a florida holiday for 3 days after a major hurricaine hitting the region.

[Adam Ashbery @adamashbery]

@IGN On laugh alone, its:
Pheonix
Hamill
Ledger
Nicholson,

[Adam Ashbery @adamashbery]

@lefauxblond

[Halloween Horror Nights @HorrorNightsORL]

A year later and still craving that sweet stack. 🤤#NationalWaffleDay

[Adam Ashbery @adamashbery]

@spruceyb For sure, there is something about sam smiths voice that particularly grates though

[Adam Ashbery @adamashbery]

Sam smith, how is that guy getting work? Whiny, nasally, autotuned to shit and that latest song sounds like hes stepped on his dogs foot half way through

[Adam Ashbery @adamashbery]

@Devsunshine48 @DevonshireJun What did the twins get? X

[Adam Ashbery @adamashbery]

@GrantTucker @lefauxblond 😐

[Adam Ashbery @adamashbery]

@ladbible He was murdered, not "murdered" you utter whoppers

[E O Higgins @eohiggins]

I don’t remember that episode of Doctor Who...

[Adam Ashbery @adamashbery]

@lefauxblond

[Adam Ashbery @adamashbery]

@spruceyb Done

[Adam Ashbery @adamashbery]

Eat nothing since yesterday afternoon to prep todays eating challenge:
Weigh myself (pleasing result)
3.5mile run in horrible heat.
Small glass of water
Massive shit
Weigh myself again.3lb on. Sake!

[Adam Ashbery @adamashbery]

@spruceyb

[Adam Ashbery @adamashbery]

@Masseycho @spruceyb Might do im still hungry

[TMNT Wikipedia Titles @wiki_tmnt]

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
https://t.co/V641PHywti

[Geraint @geraintgriffith]

DELIVERY OPTIONS:

Parcelforce - we delivered your parcel, somewhere.
Amazon - it's in your neighbour.
DPD - No one answered after 5 seconds so you'll have to collect it from a shed in Wales.
MY HERMES - We threw it in a quarry and burnt it.