adam.

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[adam. @adamcdx]

He turned two today!

[teala @teala__vera]

got some important dates lined up for the next month…

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@CensoredMen for anyone looking. i can do this. shoot me a message and we can figure something out

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@Ryan_zapps @StateFarm thanks for looking out for me. cheers 🍻

-adam

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.@StateFarm my car just broke. it collapsed into a trillion pieces in front of my eyes

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when i was a kid we didn’t have no mrbeast. we had mr expect an ass whoopin if you’re not home on the count of three.

just saying things are different now..

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two speeding tickets and 20 hours of driving all for this dude

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im looking for a new roommate. my current one brings random dudes home and none of them won’t ever leave. i counted 13 just this morning

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cause of death: promotional hatsune miku ramen

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@deliveryboythe happy birthday dude. the world is basically yours today

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@keyyobviously realize there are good people and other things around you that already have you smiling in someway. double down on them!!

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how do i break it to my dad that i don’t want to continue the family business?? i want to set my own hours and work doordash #ad

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i love the steam deck so much

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threw a halloween party in my 10x10 office space

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this shit rocks!!!

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something tells me that i’m gonna love NASCAR. so im gonna spend the week watching NASCAR

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the voices in my head are stressing me out man. they want me to start a youtube cooking channel

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the trick to medical and student loans is that u are really friendly and they feel bad seeing a nice and polite dude in debt

[adam. @adamcdx]

dermatologist job is so easy. you just tell everyone to use cerave and collect a check

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my white friend heard “one o clock two o clock three o clock rock” and absolutely lost it