Adam Clements

With more aliases than Klaus Barbie, the master butcher of Leigh-on-Sea.
Just about to take the stage, the one and only, hold the front page...

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The hunt for the illusive @AldiUK Pistachio spread continues. Does it even exist outside of the glossy Aldi brochure?

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I really don't understand why the equestrian is an event in the #Olympics . Seems incredibly elitist and it's a horse doing most of the work. Surely darts and snooker have a stronger claim for inclusion. #Paris2024

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#BBCOlympics coverage of the #Paris2024 is really poor compared to previous years, it's like an extended version of The One Show. Too much focus on studio punditry and too few options for live streaming actual events. Discovery+ and @eurosport all the way now.

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I was expecting the lady in the corner to do sign language! #UKElection2024

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@andymcelwaine @PearlJam It's bonkers that the price for those tickets has dropped to £50. Something needs to be done to compensate the fans that paid three times that during the initial release of tickets.

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So the Tories brought in the requirement of photo ID to vote. There are lots of permitted ID options for older people (traditionally Tory voters) but limited ID options for younger people (traditionally non-Tory voters). These corrupt f*wits need to go!!

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@H_H_Gray Doesn't appear to be cycling to me.

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Is it usual for @AldiUK to charge you twice for your shopping, and then say it'll take 7 days for the second 'pending' charge to drop off. At which point the money will show in my account again. Seems like really poor practice. @MartinSLewis have you seen reports of this before?

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@100Climbs He's dominated races since mid December, making exceptional riders look average in the turn of a pedal stroke. How is it possible to open up those kind of gaps in the blink of an eye? Fastest speeds we've ever seen.... Somethings up! Sports nutrition and aero gains, that'll be it

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@supertanskiii @Nigel_Farage Is this one of those things where you send a D-list Celebrity £20 and they do a personalised 'happy birthday' video for you?

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@saddleblaze @brulobeer Looks Epic... 😉

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@drwb12 @MichaelWarbur17 No choreography involved. She was acting with a pre-recording of Superman on a big screen. And then goes to the door to resume the scene 'live' with Clark

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@100Climbs @gcntweet Wonderful. Looks like we'll have to go back to watching small snippets of cycling in between adverts and competitions on ITV4.

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@RichardHawley Such a cool gig 😎👏

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Nice to see @MarkCavendish in the crowd at the Brighton Vs Liverpool game yesterday!

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@ThatEricAlper https://t.co/xOcJykY5Vc the end of Lost in Translation with The Jesus and Mary Chain, Just Like Honey.

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@100Climbs It's like watching Obi Wan, Yoda and Anakin at the end of Return of the Jedi.

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The @AldiUK digital tyre inflator looks a bit like a startled Cyberman!!

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@ladbible Put the heating on, or get sick!