This is a brilliant move by the Liberals. I'm surprised they didn't think of this earlier.
Pretending to buy submarines is genius. We'll never be able to verify if they were actually purchased, because they'll just say that "They're under water".
Think of the money laundering opportunity. They'll be able to funnel money to secret bases.
It's like blaming climate change on carbon... an invisible, odorless gas that makes up 0.04% of the atmosphere.
What next?