Adam Dawkins

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[Houston Ruby @houstonrb]

@herokustatus shows green across the board but in reality a lot of @heroku is down. Can't see tabs in the web dashboard and can't file a support ticket and can't access via the CLI either!

[jeff @jlee4219]

@tommclellan @heroku not just you. not the first time this has happened to us either

@herokustatus

[Satish Baniya @SatishBaniya]

@heroku is your system down? I can't seem to login - your status page does not have any info.

[Tom McLellan @tommclellan]

Is it just me or is @heroku down? Tried from a couple IP addresses. Our apps are still up but no Heroku dashboard / login... https://t.co/ozetkfdMjq is returning a 503

[jeff @jlee4219]

@heroku @herokustatus
Your login page and help page are both broken, as are our deploys. It seems like there's an outage, but your status page doesn't reflect that.

[Adam Dawkins @adamdawkins]

@ZaltzCricket how many test matches have ended with a stumping?

[Adam Dawkins @adamdawkins]

Only England can manage to go out on penalties without the game even going to penalties. #ENGFRA

[Adam Dawkins @adamdawkins]

@philly_taco @BadMedicalTakes America I love you but sometimes it’s hard watching you struggle with problems solved across Europe in the 1950s.

[Adam Dawkins @adamdawkins]

@rothecoder Oh and also. It’s not a you problem, it’s just how your brain works, and that’s wonderful in so many ways. Even if I spend 95% of my life looking for my keys/wallet/glasses/headphones

✊🏻

[Adam Dawkins @adamdawkins]

@rothecoder been there so many times. I find anything to remove the guilt will help- you *know* the hyperfixation will come, and you’ll be above avg productive then. So do something else right now.

+ check with someone else that everything that *needs* to be done really does *need* to.

[Adam Dawkins @adamdawkins]

@transvangelical Oh yea, I’ve maintained for years that nobody who’s has kids really believes in ECT.

Follow up is it would be worth murdering everyone before they reach the “age of accountability”

[Adam Dawkins @adamdawkins]

@sheologian And let me guess, jury’s still out on if you’ll send them or not 😬🙈

[Adam Dawkins @adamdawkins]

@sheologian This has reminded me *just* in time

[Adam Dawkins @adamdawkins]

@brent_waggoner Preventing the ADHD re-unlocking of the front door because you get in the car and realise you don’t have your phone.

[Adam Dawkins @adamdawkins]

@alexan_dev 16 for the battery!

[Adam Dawkins @adamdawkins]

I just…

[Noa Hoffman @hoffman_noa]

NEW: A member of a grassroots Bring Back Boris Whatsapp chat has told another member they're in "the wrong group" when they raised concerns about "sexual assault and harassment claims". They were told to "click on the backstabbers link instead". See below

[Adam Dawkins @adamdawkins]

@10agapanthus @terrychristian “I know what it is but I’m not going to tell you” has strong primary school energy

[Adam Dawkins @adamdawkins]

@RakeshSangem8 I use them when I have rows of data I want to display but with different parts of the data lined up with each other vertically.

Otherwise nah

[Adam Dawkins @adamdawkins]

@WhatTheADHD I’ve had this when I wake up on a free day and I *have* to find it. What is *the thing* today? Last time I found it it was cooking, I spent 10 hours cooking 😂

I’d love this to have a word. That frustration before I realised I wanted to cook was… [word]…

[Adam Dawkins @adamdawkins]

@GodlessLiz That I need to know exactly what I believe