Adam Lake

Software product manager, daddy of daughters, hobbyist woodworker, comic book lover, D&D enthusiast, obstacle course aficionado, bedbug survivor.

[Adam Lake @adamdfx]

@TurningPointOU Did you guys seriously post this dogshit essay and her instructors’ well-formulated assessments as gotchas? This is HER FUCKING MAJOR. I would have been embarrassed to turn that work in when I was in 6th grade.

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@Sec_Noem I’m sure you and Secretary Rubio won’t mind showing your notes, then.

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@shea_station Chills, bro.

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“His all of him is swollen.” - my other other kid. #NathansHotDog #comedy #trifecta

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76 dogs. Wind aided. #NathansHotDog

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Has anyone tried unplugging ESPN and waiting 15 seconds? #NathansHotDog

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Oh wow. He might do it. #NathansHotDog #joey

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“Put that man in a cage.” - my other kid. #NathansHotDogEatingContest #prouddad

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Not hungry. Seriously. #NathansHotDogEatingContest

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Mike Golic Jr just somehow managed to compare Joey to Jerry Garcia. I’m gonna have to play that back. #NathansHotDogEatingContest

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“Let’s watch these freaks work.” - my kid. #NathansHotDogEatingContest #prouddad

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Love ya, Nature Boy, but that insurance commercial is hard af to watch. #NathansHotDogEatingContest

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Joey moves pretty well for a man who obviously has gout. #NathansHotDogEatingContest

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This dude ate 50 pork rolls. I think he’s my spirit animal. #NathansHotDogEatingContest

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Undisputed kale eating champion. Yeah, I bet. #NathansHotDogEatingContest

[Adam Lake @adamdfx]

OK, time to break Twitter silence to live tweet Nathan’s. Let’s get ready to watch extreme gluttony with zero irony.

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

Hey Mike Huckabee, I asked around and Coke likes me, Delta agrees with my values, I wear Nikes and my hometown Dodgers won the World Series.

But it’s not because of my ethnicity. It’s because I’m not a sh*thead like you who is adding fuel to anti-Asian hate.

#StopAAPIHate

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Sign me up.

[Media Matters @mmfa]

Tucker Carlson warns viewers they could be targets of “war on white supremacists”
https://t.co/Pl6HcOweSY

[Adam Lake @adamdfx]

End of 2019: Anonymous sources aren't credible.

End of 2020: Hey, my cousin found evidence of voter fraud scribbled on a napkin in a Wendy's parking lot.